Mother Murphy's Tips for women!!!!!!?

Question

THE FRANKLIN FACTOR:
Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys.

THE RAT RACE:
If there's one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on you first.

THE EYEGLASS PRESCRIPTION:
Don't wear your glasses on a blind date. You'll look better, and he will too.

THE RING RULE:
A watched telephone never rings.

THE CREEP CALL:
Never pick up the phone on Saturday night. It's a call from a creep you told you were busy.

THE FISHING FORECAST:
They say there are lots of good fish in the sea. But who wants to go out with a fish?

THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PROGNOSIS:
Love is a form of temporary insanity curable only by marriage.

THE ROPE TRICK:
Give a man enough rope and he'll lasso another woman.

MIND OVER MATTER:
No one ever falls in love with another person's mind at a cocktail party.

THE FAULT FINDER:
The faster way to discover all your bad habits is to move in with your lover.

THE UNINTENED RESULT:
1.Men's desire for sex sometimes results in intimacy.
2.Women's desire for intimacy often results in sex.

THE RABBIT RULE:
Only newlyweds and liars make love every day.

THE DANGLE DOCTRINE:
You can't keep a good man down.

TWAIN'S TRUTH:
Familarity breed children.

THE FERTILITY FACTOR:
Wonen are only fertile a few days each month...unless they're single.

THE PREPARATION PREDICAMENT:
The longer you spend in the bathroom preparing for sex, the more likely he's fallen asleep by the time you're ready.

Answer 1

Thx for the tips...Lol

Answer 2

I wouldn't have called in "Mother's", but rather called it a Woman's Murphy's Rules. Well done. I especially liked the PREPARATION PREDICAMENT because it is so true.

Answer 3

I like the mind over one

Answer 4

U'r gettin funnier

Answer 5

this is flippin hialrious i like these lol

Answer 6

i like the "nothing" one.

Answer 7

LOL