Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, "Mommy, why does Daddy have such little hair on his head?"
"He thinks a lot, dear" replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a such good answer to her husband's baldness.
"Then, why do you have so much hair?" asked Little Johnny.
"Go eat your breakfast!" snarled his mother....
2006-06-12 22:38:20 · 12 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks ariesera and justasking!!! Yours weer nice too!!!
2006-06-12 22:52:32 · update #1
Good Joke, lol. i had not heard it before.
Another clean Lil johnny joke(though ther r very very few)::
"A first grade teacher explains to her class that she's a Cubs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they're Cubs fans, too. Not really knowing what a Cubs fan is but wanting to be just like their teacher, the students launch their hands into the air. There is, however, one exception: Little Johnny doesn't go along with the crowd.
The teacher asks him why he's decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Cubs fan," Litle Johnny says.
"Then what are you?" asks the teacher.
"Why, I'm proud to be a Sox fan," boasts Little Johnny. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Johnny why he's a Sox fan. "Well, my mom and dad are Sox fans, so I'm a Sox fan, too."
The teacher is now very angry. "That's no reason!" she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
Little Johnny pauses, then smiles. "Why, then," he says, "I'd be a Cubs fan."
2006-06-12 22:46:27 · answer #1 · answered by ariesera 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
heheeh.. Little Johnny was once in church with him mother for Sunday Mass while he abruptly felt nauseous. "Mom, I consider I'm going to throw up!" She advised him, "I desire you to run external as speedy as you'll be able to. Run around the garden and cross in the back of the trees. You can throw up in the back of the trees and no person will see you." So Little Johnny hauled *** for the door. Less than a minute later, he lower back to his seat subsequent to his mother. He had the seem of noticeable comfort on his younger face. "Did you are making it the entire option to the trees, Johnny?" "I did not must cross that a ways, mother. Just as I received to the entrance door, I located a field that had a signal on it: FOR THE SICK."
2016-09-09 00:45:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! Little Johnny always cracks me up and i always laugh, i liked that one especially! Good one, don't be shy to post more Little Johnny jokes!
2006-06-12 22:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol!
A different version is Johnny's mother trying to get him to behave by saying to him "johnny, verytime you misbehave, my hair turns white!"
Johnny looks back to her and say, "wow! I wonder what you did to grandma and grandpa!"
2006-06-12 22:46:19 · answer #4 · answered by just asking 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lil' Johnny is cute, tht's a good joke.
2006-06-13 03:07:43 · answer #5 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally a clean Lil johny joke here in YA, he were naughty always
2006-06-12 22:41:40 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little johnny is always smart n funny
2006-06-12 22:47:52 · answer #7 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx guys and gals. They were all good!
2006-06-13 00:35:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one, good..
2006-06-12 22:49:47 · answer #9 · answered by mQ^-^ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.good one.
2006-06-12 22:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by no 1 u kno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋