American, Russian and Burmese met and chatted in the bar once.
The American Started ’’ In our Country, the technology is so advancing, that our missiles can hit anywhere on the the earth to exactly right spot. ’’
On hearing that the Russian retorted ’’ it is impossible, becasue there are many interferences like the earth orbit and wind direction. so, the missile can’t hit the right spot.’’
The American Replyed ’’ Well, in that case, no more than two inches will it deviate. ’’
And The Russian’s turn. ’’ In our Country, the technology is so advanced, that Our Powerful Laser Gun can fire exactly right spot on the moon. ’’
2006-06-12 22:09:00 · 5 answers · asked by JoYbOy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On hearing that the American retorted ’’ it is impossible, becasue there are many interferences like the earth and moon’s movement and orbit direction. so, it can’t hit the right spot.’’
The Russian then replyed ’’ Well, in that case, no more than two inches will it deviate. ’’
Then it is the Burmese’s turn. As there is nothing at all to boast about the advanced technology, the Burmese Guy is in difficult situation to say, then come a quick idea and said ’’ In our country, Our women give birth to children from their asshole’’
On hearing that Both the American and Russian said ’’ It is absolutely impossible, that is against the nature. ’’
And the Burmese Replyed ’’ Well, in that case, no more than two inches will it deviate.’’
2006-06-12 22:09:19 · update #1
see a minor distance creat such a difrnc, 10/10
2006-06-12 22:40:36 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
nice
2006-06-13 05:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha lol!
2006-06-13 05:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i nearly laugh my BUTT off.
2006-06-13 05:21:33 · answer #4 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-06-13 05:14:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋