Entertainment & Music - 12 June 2006

A man with a 25-inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him. They all tell him that his penis is too long. "Doctor," he asks in total frustration, "Is there any way you can shorten it?" The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you out." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 25-inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond, you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be five inches shorter."

2006-06-12 00:42:23 · 18 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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how much metal fans love mettalice ?

2006-06-12 00:41:42 · 11 answers · asked by parisad_azizi 1 in Music

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who sings it?

"Even though we dont have money im so in love with you honey."
Its an old song.

2006-06-12 00:38:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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who likes BA BARACUS from the A-TEAM?

2006-06-12 00:37:52 · 21 answers · asked by daniel_crazy_bastard_1988 1 in Celebrities

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Is "Stairway To Heaven" as overrated as I think it is?

2006-06-12 00:37:50 · 10 answers · asked by J.A.R. 3 in Music

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What do you want me to take a picture of?

Nothing dirty! I will try my best to snap a pic of the first 10 suggestions (if I get that many) and post them on my 360. Kinda like a scavenger hunt.

2006-06-12 00:37:17 · 29 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?

2006-06-12 00:33:45 · 5 answers · asked by Sumi 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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give me ur name and i will tell u how many children u will have or have at persent?

2006-06-12 00:33:20 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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WAS heather mills mcartney a hooker?

2006-06-12 00:33:20 · 25 answers · asked by Stefi G 1 in Celebrities

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Which is the first film of the king comedy actor Cary Grant?

2006-06-12 00:30:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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What do you think about UPEN PATEL?

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2006-06-12 00:29:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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do you see charlie and the chocolate factory? do you like it? which actor or actress do you like in this film?

dear haroumba !
thanks for your good answer .

2006-06-12 00:26:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Which is the real name of french actor Jean Reno?

2006-06-12 00:25:23 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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another riddle?

A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.
Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?

2006-06-12 00:23:06 · 15 answers · asked by watcher 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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A little house full of meat, no door to go in and eat. What am I?

2006-06-12 00:20:42 · 13 answers · asked by watcher 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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A hole leading in, a hole leading out, we connect to a cavern that is slimey all throughout. What are we?

2006-06-12 00:19:10 · 4 answers · asked by watcher 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Does anyone knows a site that have pictures for Dave's guitar From The UK band Son Of Dork?

2006-06-12 00:18:19 · 2 answers · asked by Jesse 2 in Magazines

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Who or what is your favorite duo / pair?

inspired by Anagram Vandal http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AiLKpIRykMDgI5LcQTpJDV7sy6IX?show=AA10976389&link=question&more=y

perhaps its socks & shoes? Maybe Lennon & McCartney? Could it be Peanut Butter and Jelly? Or maybe someone or something else....Please, share your favorite 'couple'........

2006-06-12 00:14:52 · 27 answers · asked by Mr. Sky 6 in Polls & Surveys

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im a tarurus gurl what guy sign goes with me?

2006-06-12 00:12:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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Where is Lenny Bruce's hometown?

2006-06-12 00:11:52 · 3 answers · asked by soad_wakeup 1 in Celebrities