A man was walking down a beach and saw a bottle floating in the surf. He thought to himself, "Oh, message in a bottle." He took out the cork and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "Thank you for releasing me. Now you may have 3 wishes -- however, I'm a special genie. I love my mother-in-law, so anything you wish for, your mother-in-law will receive double."
The man first asked for a million dollar house on the beach.
Poof! A gorgeous house appeared.
Just then -- POOF!! -- a house twice as big appeared next door and his mother-in-law was waving at him from the window.
He hurried inside to avoid her. As he was admiring his new house, he turned to the genie and said, "For my second wish, put $10 million on that table."
Poof! There was so much money, it was falling off the table.
Then POOF!! Next door, the money was flying out the windows and his mother-in-law got $20 million.
He was getting frustrated by this time and turned to the genie, "OK, let me get this straight. Whatever I wish for, my mother-in-law gets double."
The genie said, "Yes, I'm the mother-in-law genie, and that's the way it works."
After scratching his head and thinking a bit, he suddenly turns to the genie and says, "OK, for my third wish... beat me half to death!"
2006-06-12 22:13:59 · 29 answers · asked by ... 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Both !!
2006-06-12 23:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by WhizGirL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that. The way I heard before was his 3rd wish was for a mild heart attack.
2006-06-13 05:21:24 · answer #2 · answered by bmhk7925 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now dat made me smile..so u get 8/10
2006-06-13 05:16:22 · answer #3 · answered by tia_alld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats funny omg i like that one its also mean but really funny
2006-06-13 05:18:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny, give you a 10
2006-06-13 05:16:40 · answer #5 · answered by William W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart!and funny...
2006-06-13 05:18:09 · answer #6 · answered by K* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...i would have gotten tired of typing half way through
2006-06-13 05:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by USuck79 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was mean...but SMART! That was good...thanks for the laugh!
2006-06-13 06:55:13 · answer #8 · answered by asdf. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean Really mean
2006-06-13 05:45:31 · answer #9 · answered by no 1 u kno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one. cracking up over here
2006-06-13 05:16:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha anything u say is just funny
2006-06-13 05:32:20 · answer #11 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋