Entertainment & Music - 12 June 2006

2006-06-12 22:06:11 · 10 answers · asked by ღ 4 in Other - Entertainment

My favorite song is "Dil ka rista bada hi pyara hai".

2006-06-12 22:06:04 · 19 answers · asked by Kashis 1 in Music

A psychiatrist is visiting new patients at the mental hospital. He walks in the 1st room and sees one guy lying on his bed reading a comic book with a goofy grin on his face, and his roommate hanging from the ceiling with his face bright red.

He asks the guy on the bed what is up with his friend hanging from the ceiling. The guy answers and says “He thinks he’s a light bulb.”

The psychiatrist asks him “Why don’t you help him down before he hurts himself?

The guy answers “Because…I’m scared of the dark!”

2006-06-12 22:03:40 · 10 answers · asked by ... 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I like pink color.

2006-06-12 22:03:30 · 26 answers · asked by Kashis 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-12 22:03:26 · 9 answers · asked by kevyn_uk 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-12 22:01:08 · 15 answers · asked by comradelouise 4 in Music

witch is better

2006-06-12 21:59:58 · 9 answers · asked by emo girl wiff the *purple hair * 2 in Music

2006-06-12 21:58:50 · 12 answers · asked by jinnie 3 in Jokes & Riddles

An old man visited his doctor for help with a problem.

'Doc, I don't know what's wrong, but I fart all the time. It's weird because they are silent and odorless, but they keep coming out. In fact, I've farted about 6 times just sitting here. What can I do?'

The doctor replied, 'Here, take one of these pills every morning and then come see me in a week.'

A week later, the old man came back to the doctor and he was upset. 'Doc, those pills didn't help - they made it worse! I'm still farting, but now they stink something fierce!'

The doctor replied, 'Calm down, sir. Now that we've cleared your sinuses, we can work on your hearing.'

2006-06-12 21:54:56 · 21 answers · asked by ... 4 in Jokes & Riddles

ina favour asked to a horoscope reader to say about my future i could not understand the meaning of durality : masculine when i am a female & above all i am not able to get in touch with her.

2006-06-12 21:53:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-06-12 21:53:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-12 21:52:51 · 22 answers · asked by supermarbie 1 in Movies

2006-06-12 21:51:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-06-12 21:50:25 · 14 answers · asked by maria g 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-12 21:46:56 · 10 answers · asked by bbvbum02 1 in Television

2006-06-12 21:44:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-12 21:43:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

anything classical rock that someone who likes led zep/pink floyd might like?

2006-06-12 21:43:13 · 4 answers · asked by JesskuhC 2 in Music

Just wondering.

It's ONLY out of these two options.

2006-06-12 21:42:45 · 18 answers · asked by lyric 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-12 21:41:57 · 22 answers · asked by abhayraj 1 in Other - Entertainment

I watched the Holy Grail movie in history class 2 years ago, it was hilarious, but are there any more funny monty python movies out there you could recommend

2006-06-12 21:40:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Sherlock Holmes personally asked me that

2006-06-12 21:39:35 · 9 answers · asked by SummerLuhver 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-12 21:39:14 · 23 answers · asked by musiclovingwit 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-06-12 21:38:41 · 5 answers · asked by ELF 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-12 21:37:22 · 10 answers · asked by SummerLuhver 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-12 21:36:45 · 8 answers · asked by Sunny 2 in Comics & Animation

........l mean, we all know they're acting, right?

2006-06-12 21:35:09 · 29 answers · asked by Emma Woodhouse 5 in Movies

While watching the FIFA world cup match other night my wife and I were discussing life and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, you just pull the plug."
She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
Some days I hate being married to such a smart blonde .

2006-06-12 21:33:39 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

This father and son go on a fishing trip. About an hour into fishing the boy realizes he forgot to pack some bait. So he asks his dad if he can have some bait. To which his dad replies, "Can your d!ick touch your a$shole?" The boy says no and the father says, "Well, then, no".

A few minutes later the boy gets thirsty but he has no soda. So he asked his dad for a drink of his soda. "Can your d!ick touch your a$shole?" asked his dad. "No" says the boy. So his father turns him down yet again.

So his dad starts looking for his sandwich. When he doesn't find it he asks his son for a bite of his. The boy asked him, "Can your d!ick touch your a$shole?" So his dad says, "Yes, yes it can." And the little boy tells him, "Well, the go ***** yourself".

2006-06-12 21:29:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Some people brush their teeth before they eat in the morning and others brush after they eat.

We all do one or the other.

Why is doing your way better?

2006-06-12 21:27:51 · 29 answers · asked by Optomisto 1 in Polls & Surveys