This father and son go on a fishing trip. About an hour into fishing the boy realizes he forgot to pack some bait. So he asks his dad if he can have some bait. To which his dad replies, "Can your d!ick touch your a$shole?" The boy says no and the father says, "Well, then, no".
A few minutes later the boy gets thirsty but he has no soda. So he asked his dad for a drink of his soda. "Can your d!ick touch your a$shole?" asked his dad. "No" says the boy. So his father turns him down yet again.
So his dad starts looking for his sandwich. When he doesn't find it he asks his son for a bite of his. The boy asked him, "Can your d!ick touch your a$shole?" So his dad says, "Yes, yes it can." And the little boy tells him, "Well, the go ***** yourself".
2006-06-12 21:29:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you think?
2006-06-12 21:33:53 · update #1
i've heard this one. i liked it the first time too. thanks for points.
2006-06-12 21:35:41 · answer #1 · answered by baby 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
8/10
2006-06-13 04:39:53 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Filthy Doc, that is awefully awesome joke ever told &ever read b4 mah blind eyes!
2006-06-13 04:39:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, and you took good care about the pleasant words.Good job.
2006-06-13 04:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by gagi4ka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, that one was good. I will have to send that one via email. LOL
2006-06-13 04:36:54 · answer #5 · answered by Lynda C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa, don't tell that to anyone else.
2006-06-13 04:35:59 · answer #6 · answered by glow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny..
LOL
2006-06-13 06:11:49 · answer #7 · answered by mQ^-^ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can UR dick touch UR asshole?
2006-06-13 04:43:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋