Entertainment & Music - 12 June 2006

A couple was having trouble with their sex life and went to a sex doctor. The doctor examined them both and said "go buy some dounuts and cherries. "
the doc tells the man to have his wife lay nude spread eagle on the bed, and toss the cherry btwn her legs any that got "stuck" he would have to eat out.
Then the doctor told the wife to have her husband lay in the bed on his back with an erection, and she was to toss the dounuts at his penis and any that landed on his penis, she was to eat off. So they went home and done as the doctor said, and their sex life improved dramatically.
So the couple told their friends who were also having problems in the bedroom to go see the doctor that they had gone to.
Well the new couple went and the doc said to them "i'm sorry i can't help you", well the couple was desperate and pleaded with the doc. the doc finally gave in and said "go buy some grapefruit and some cheerios."

2006-06-12 21:27:43 · 8 answers · asked by Melissa D 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-12 21:22:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-12 21:21:53 · 29 answers · asked by Raj 1 in Polls & Surveys

This song is in the new series of Dockers commercials as well as in the movie Mission Impossible III, but I have no idea who sings it...

2006-06-12 21:20:50 · 5 answers · asked by Silas 1 in Music

karunya is such a promising singer but that sandip with his carrot smile.....huh

2006-06-12 21:20:38 · 7 answers · asked by THE FANTASY PRINCESS 2 in Celebrities

2006-06-12 21:19:26 · 20 answers · asked by buttafly_biattch 4 in Music

Please sent me the details about the movies ...

2006-06-12 21:18:15 · 4 answers · asked by varun 1 in Movies

Me and Emma Thompson and Cory Spane have been location hunting in Belize. I am again the star of another 9 figure epic in where I play a Goddess of pleasure (Desirus). Thompson and Splane have lesser roles. The natives of Belize lack education, intelligence, spine, and creativity. The only 5 star hotel here is the Hilton Sun. The natives will do anything for a pack of Marlboros. * of them - all clutching their cigs - will man a Sedan Car and carry you all through town. The peasants weep and the merchants pray. If you're a superstar like me, be sure to bring some Lawries meat seasoning with you as the local dishes taste really weird unless they're smothered in seasoned. They could stand to be cooked longer too. Be sure to visit the grave of Harba the Hideous. It's the main spectacle here and all the natives will want your opinion. I wish they'd bury it though. I haven't seen one cat or dog here. They're also proud of their field of skulls in the vort-vort down lands. Just be careful.

2006-06-12 21:17:41 · 5 answers · asked by desirus.of.hedon 1 in Celebrities

How do you stop an elephant from charging?



ps. blame L4A if this riddle makes you wince

2006-06-12 21:17:19 · 7 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

My friend said that only chirstans go to heaven,it's it true?

2006-06-12 21:17:07 · 12 answers · asked by shoryu 2 in Polls & Surveys

A father brings along his little daughter to the barber while he gets his haircut. The little girl is watching the barber work while she eats her Hostess snack cake. Over time she gets closer and closer to the barber’s chair where the barber is giving her dad a trim. The barber says to the girl "You’re going to get hair on your twinkie." To which the girl replies, "Yeah, and I’m gonna get ****, too."

2006-06-12 21:15:27 · 10 answers · asked by JoYbOy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Two blonde girls were talking and one couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was. So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful."Well, once a week I fill the bathtub with milk and just soak in it."

So the blonde went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. "I'd like a lot of milk."

"How much?" asked the farmer.

"Well, quite a lot because I'm going to soak in it."

He asked, "Pasteurized?"

"No...just up to my boobies."

2006-06-12 21:10:29 · 16 answers · asked by JoYbOy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

A whorehouse gets busted. The girls are lined up out front, and a cop is going down the line giving them all tickets.

A little, old lady approaches one of the girls at the end of the line and asks, "Why are all of you lovely ladies here in line like this?"

The smart-assed whore explains, "Lady, we're waiting in line for our lollipops."

"Oh, that's nice, dear," says the little, old lady. "I haven't had one of them in so long. I think I'll get in line too."

A few minutes later, the cop is standing in front of the little, old lady. "Lady, aren't you a little old for this?"

She looks him right in the eye and winks, "As long as they keep making 'em, I'm gonna keep sucking 'em."

2006-06-12 21:07:36 · 12 answers · asked by ~Cool Lady Marie~ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i,m a boy study in collage

2006-06-12 21:07:02 · 4 answers · asked by Benny mller 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-12 21:05:22 · 7 answers · asked by me_er_91 1 in Music

2006-06-12 21:04:28 · 4 answers · asked by CJ 1 in Movies

A) Cross them
B) Curl them underneath you
C) Feet flat on the floor
D) Spread them

2006-06-12 21:02:49 · 40 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

First one to answer right gets 10 points

2006-06-12 21:02:08 · 6 answers · asked by JoYbOy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Did he/she make a lot of money on this fabulous idea.

2006-06-12 21:01:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Decipher the letters to get the word to finish the statement
E.g. 7 D in a W = 7 days in a week

6 B in an O of C =

I have no idea what it is!!

2006-06-12 21:00:27 · 9 answers · asked by kjay 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-12 20:58:15 · 60 answers · asked by buffy Fan 2 in Movies

Im bored and hey u answer u get 2 points

2006-06-12 20:57:45 · 25 answers · asked by Jessica W 2 in Celebrities

I play guitar alot and just a few tunes on piano. I personally found guitar harder not really to learn but to acquire the skills to play. Piano needs a little more hand eye corridination but guitar needs more concentration. Dumb question i know. I'm just curious.

2006-06-12 20:57:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

mine is "the one with the prom video" its soooo sweet when rachel and ross finally get together!

2006-06-12 20:53:10 · 18 answers · asked by crazy_durrty_mango 1 in Television

2006-06-12 20:48:26 · 3 answers · asked by Navster 3 in Music

Up not down.

2006-06-12 20:48:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who misses the hit show friends? i cried when it finished :( it was an amazing show.. who thinks they will make some specials? Did anyone like joey the show? cant believe they axed it...

2006-06-12 20:46:45 · 25 answers · asked by crazy_durrty_mango 1 in Television

I am also known as imjustmeandyourjustyou, if you want you can answer my open questions on this name too! It'll help you get to know me better and vice versa! Sorry for the confusion!!

2006-06-12 20:45:34 · 7 answers · asked by FASHIONISTAMOM 2 in Polls & Surveys

Metallica will return?

2006-06-12 20:45:24 · 10 answers · asked by MaxMetallica 3 in Music

what kinda prizes and challenges? how the elimination round will be?

2006-06-12 20:45:02 · 24 answers · asked by shoppaholick_babe 1 in Polls & Surveys