Two blonde girls were talking and one couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was. So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful."Well, once a week I fill the bathtub with milk and just soak in it."
So the blonde went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. "I'd like a lot of milk."
"How much?" asked the farmer.
"Well, quite a lot because I'm going to soak in it."
He asked, "Pasteurized?"
"No...just up to my boobies."
2006-06-12 21:10:29 · 16 answers · asked by JoYbOy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Howz the Joke?
2006-06-12 21:12:56 · update #1
LOL!!!! I think we got 2 blondes here who dint get the joke!!!
2006-06-12 21:14:13 · answer #1 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 8⤊ 1⤋
8/10
2006-06-13 04:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a joke for you, it's kinda old but still makes me laugh, and no offense intended to the blonde's's out there!
How do you brainwash a blonde?
Have her douche!
2006-06-13 04:13:49 · answer #3 · answered by Melissa D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie. In fact, real old. I heard this one about 4 years ago. I'm sure it's older than that, too.
2006-06-13 04:12:46 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheesy! But I like cheese.
2006-06-13 04:19:23 · answer #5 · answered by Mouse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All in all, it is a good joke. I got a decent chuckle out of it.
2006-06-13 04:15:05 · answer #6 · answered by maddeer02 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty good. I will have to tell that to my friend, who is a blond.
2006-06-13 04:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by Lynda C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny i like it
2006-06-13 05:43:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg. that was freakin hillarious. i am gonna send that to all my friends!
2006-06-13 04:16:14 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa, don't tell that to anyone else.
2006-06-13 04:36:30 · answer #10 · answered by glow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋