Two men went hunting. One had been hunting all his life, the other man was hunting for the first time. The old man told the other to sit down and not make a sound.
So he did. But when the first man got 100 yards away, the old man heard a scream. 'I thought I told you to be quiet!', he said.
'I was when the snake bit me,' the young man said.
'And I was when the bear attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, 'Should we eat or take them with us,' I screamed!'
2006-06-12 22:50:43 · 11 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Were u the second guy?(Jus kiddin dude.No hard feelings)
2006-06-12 22:54:44 · answer #1 · answered by no 1 u kno 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yeah obviously generous by sharing laugh
2006-06-13 05:52:30 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they should take them with them. But then people think I'm nuts, so don't take my advice
2006-06-13 05:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by uncle maddog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!!!, thx for the laughs man.:)
2006-06-13 09:59:13 · answer #4 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... nuts are gross.. all kinda of nuts. dont matter... lol coo joke tho ;) keep em coming
2006-06-13 05:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by azn_senorita_4_ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my cracker nuts, i would definitely scream too...
2006-06-13 07:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grossly funny
2006-06-13 05:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha! I love that one too!! ha ha heee!
2006-06-13 05:52:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2006-06-13 06:07:10 · answer #9 · answered by psycho 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the ....?
2006-06-13 06:07:25 · answer #10 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋