Quotations - March 2007

If I had three speakers for my computer the sound would be loud and it would pop my eardrums so little bits of eardrums would scatter in my inner ears and everyone would be like ew you have scattered bits of eardrum in your inner ears and i would be like noooo my social life so then i would go to the doctor so he could unscatter my eardrums but instead he would go mmm yummy and eat the bits of eardrum and then he would turn tiny so that he could find more yummy bits of eardrum but he would find a computer in my inner ear and start playing club penguin and then club penguin would suddenly disappear so he would get angered and stomple all inside my inner ear and that would make me dizzy so i would fall down and smush the doctorbecause he was tiny and then there would be mini organs and blood constantly dripping out of my ear and people would randomly try to lick the stuff out of my ear and then i would see president bush and he would put me on the supreme court and i dont wantna be there

2007-03-15 15:50:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

Has anyone ever heard of Maxine on those napkin brands? She is an old lady with her dog? If you never heard of her, don't bother answering this. But if you did, what was that quote that she said? I think it started off as "Can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. If you can't stand the cooking,. . . .(and then something. . . . .something. . . . . .something!!!)" Please help!!! Thank You!!!!!!

2007-03-15 14:40:35 · 4 answers · asked by ivory_plr 4

2007-03-15 14:08:52 · 6 answers · asked by samilio 1

2007-03-15 13:47:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-15 11:12:40 · 15 answers · asked by myview 6

Latin is a dead language
It's plain enough to see
It killed off all the Romans
And now it's killing me?

Does this take you back just a little?

2007-03-15 11:12:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

i need a quote from pip either in a convo from joe or mrs joe

2007-03-15 10:43:47 · 4 answers · asked by granny smith 2

"But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the East, and Juliet is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou her maid art far more fair than she."

2007-03-15 10:35:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

about love
with
-Simile
-Metaphor
-Onomatopoeia
_Rhyme
_Alliteration
_Personification

please
no rude comment
like this is homeowork and stuff
:(
:)

2007-03-15 10:02:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-15 09:02:28 · 7 answers · asked by Chad D 1

2007-03-15 08:43:19 · 3 answers · asked by #1 Bitch 1

2007-03-15 08:36:37 · 4 answers · asked by #1 Bitch 1

2007-03-15 08:31:04 · 8 answers · asked by laurelf 3

2007-03-15 08:29:59 · 11 answers · asked by #1 Bitch 1

you can fix anything with duct tape and a sledge hamer and if you cant you can use the hammer and duct to convince to fix it

2007-03-15 08:26:28 · 7 answers · asked by Ash 6

sleep is an inadequit substitute for caffeen

2007-03-15 08:22:57 · 12 answers · asked by Ash 6

"for neither can live while the other survives."

2007-03-15 07:59:07 · 8 answers · asked by i like turtles 3

I don't know if I got the actual saying right but I never understood this. I'd like to know what this really means. Thanks.

2007-03-15 07:47:19 · 13 answers · asked by hyostee 2

2007-03-15 06:49:08 · 4 answers · asked by skinzz 1

2007-03-15 06:15:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

sorry i just need yer opinions. but i forgot who said that quote. If youre familiar, you can pitch in the answer. ive said enough.

2007-03-15 05:19:49 · 17 answers · asked by shanekeavy 5

2007-03-15 04:18:38 · 7 answers · asked by Chrys C 1

Who said it? & why is it your favourite?

This is one of mine:
“Some people wear their smile like a disguise. Those people who smile a lot, watch their eyes. I know 'cause I'm like that a lot. You think everything's ok, and it is . . . 'till it's not.”
~Ani DiFranco

2007-03-15 04:10:54 · 20 answers · asked by ila_tribeca 2

2007-03-15 01:35:17 · 18 answers · asked by sexy-star 4

2007-03-15 01:34:00 · 12 answers · asked by sexy-star 4

Did you realize that......?

2007-03-15 01:30:17 · 32 answers · asked by ladyk 2

tomorrow i have my english board exam

2007-03-15 01:27:21 · 4 answers · asked by preety 2

"ITS THE IDES OF MARCH"

2007-03-14 23:13:24 · 8 answers · asked by colin050659 6

2007-03-14 23:06:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

"...The computer system is controlled by three primary main processing cores cross linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat and fourteen kiloquad interface modules. The core elements are based on FTL nanoprocessor units arranged into twenty-five bilateral kelilactirals with twenty of those units being slaved to the central heisenfram terminal. --Now this is the isopalavial interface which controls the main firomactal drive unit--. The ramistat kiloquad capacity is a function of the square root of the intermix ratio times the sum of the plasma injector quotient". etc etc

2007-03-14 21:36:01 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous