Who uttered the following gem?

Question

"...The computer system is controlled by three primary main processing cores cross linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat and fourteen kiloquad interface modules. The core elements are based on FTL nanoprocessor units arranged into twenty-five bilateral kelilactirals with twenty of those units being slaved to the central heisenfram terminal. --Now this is the isopalavial interface which controls the main firomactal drive unit--. The ramistat kiloquad capacity is a function of the square root of the intermix ratio times the sum of the plasma injector quotient". etc etc

Answer 1

Commander Riker, in Star Trek: The Next Generation . The episode was entitled "Rascals". He was describing the functioning of the ship's computer toâ€"and intentionally confusesâ€"one of the Ferengi who commandeered the ship.

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