sleep is an inadequit substitute for caffeen
2007-03-15 08:22:57 · 12 answers · asked by Ash 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
does any body realize this is a joke
2007-03-15 09:20:55 · update #1
LOL! Depends on whether or not it's finals week.
2007-03-15 08:27:06 · answer #1 · answered by DizziDazi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course not, caffeine is a poison and sleep is a necessary function to sustain life. Check it out in the MERK manual.
2007-03-15 15:36:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, and the statement isn't meant to be believed--just a way of illustrating the use of caffeine to function without sleep.
2007-03-15 15:28:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely not. It's not even amusing, actually.
You can absolutely DIE (literally) from lack of sleep. It's a neccessity.
Caffeine kills your kidneys, dehydrates your body, causes nervous system abnormalities, makes people irritable, has withdrawal symptoms and has a VERY limited "high" to keep people going.
2007-03-15 15:27:11 · answer #4 · answered by casie_kitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, sleep IS an INADEQUATE substitute for caffeine. Sure, you might be able to stay awake but all your skills will suffer, you won't be able to function "normally".
2007-03-15 16:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by kattsmeow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, because as a substitute for caffeine, it is supposed to keep you awake... not put you to sleep. As a replacement for cafeine it is okay, because if you sleep enough then you don't need the caffeine...
2007-03-15 15:32:43 · answer #6 · answered by freebird31wizard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm one of those coffehead junkies that drink 3 or more shots of espresso straight...no milk...nothing else.I've just become immune to regular coffee.I know,I have a problem.
2007-03-15 19:33:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but spellcheck is an adequate substitute for knowing how to spell.
2007-03-15 15:37:20 · answer #8 · answered by Kristine R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you check some of the health effects of sleep deprivation.
2007-03-15 15:26:10 · answer #9 · answered by spychic19 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah..it HAD to be a joke. hellooo..back atcha`...diet pillz are an inadequate way to gain weight...and buying beer is not an adequate way to stop drinking.
2007-03-15 18:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by heather h 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋