Like these -
I had a regular customer. Every time he got a tune up, he asked for his old spark plugs. One day I asked him, "What do you do with all your old plugs?" He said, "Before I go for a ride, I put some in my pocket. Whenever some jerk cuts me off, I throw a spark plug at their car. They make nice dents!" LOL
Here's another -
I was doing an inspection on this guys bike. He was a short guy in his late 60's. I saw a bicycle hand grip, on a lever, next to his seat. I asked him, "What's that? A parking brake?" He pushed me aside, grabbed the hand grip and pulled a 2 foot long piece of pipe out of a leather sheath. While waving the pipe over his head, he said, "Whenever some a-- hole cuts me off, I smash their car with this!" LOL
2006-08-01
11:55:05
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