One of my personal favorites is " Silly yuppie, trailers are for boats".
2006-08-02 02:12:13 · 25 answers · asked by goolinbursti 2 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Motorcycles
The three golden rules of off-road racing;
1. When your sitting, your riding. When your standing your racing.
2. Always look one corner ahead.
3. When in doubt, GAS IT!
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Old road racers addage;
When approaching a corner, stay on the gas until you see Jesus or Elvis. Then brake HARD.
2006-08-02 06:59:00 · answer #1 · answered by Nomad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Does anyone have any favorite motorcycle type sayings or quotes?
One of my personal favorites is " Silly yuppie, trailers are for boats".
2015-08-09 07:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea I like squid hunting .... you can see a squid just about every where they show off, don't wear protective gear of any kind ride with sunglasses and shorts even flip flops some times .... you can see a guy who just got a bike as he does not know how to stop properly or take off ,,,,
Squid!!!!
2006-08-02 09:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by grande alacrán 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you have some beers while you are out riding. Make sure you drink an even number of beers otherwise your bike will lean to one side.
Thats a joke by the way.
2006-08-02 05:38:39 · answer #4 · answered by Lawrence H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does this bike make my butt look fast?
Silly boys, motorcycles are for girls!
You have to ask why would I want this big vibrating machine between my legs?
2006-08-02 10:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by ridethestar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Save a Horse, Ride a Harley!!
Only bikers know why dogs stick their heads out of car windows!!
2006-08-02 03:33:00 · answer #6 · answered by COblonde 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"From ice to ice, the weather's nice."
My own. The only time I don't ride is when there's ice on the road, or it's snowing.
"Stupid Hurts"
From a Honda sticker.
"Oh, Yeah? Come ride with me!"
Mine, before Honda stole it for thier ads in the late 80's.
"LIVE FREE OR DIE"
State motto, on my licence plate.
2006-08-03 10:57:30 · answer #7 · answered by Firecracker . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The High Cost of Living aint Nothing Like the Cost of Living High!
2016-03-22 14:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live to ride - ride to live, Ride it like you stole it, Only if I can ride your wife (in answer to the "can I ride your bike" question).
2006-08-02 08:11:15 · answer #9 · answered by Phil W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DILLIGAF Do I look like I give a F***. Better my sister in a whorehouse than my Brother on a Honda. I'd rather eat SH** than ride a Jap bike. FTW
2006-08-03 08:58:40 · answer #10 · answered by preacher55 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋