> The Little Red Hen - Modern Version
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>Once upon a time, on a farm in Texas, there was a little red hen who
>scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of
>wheat.
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>She called all of her neighbors together and said, "If we plant this
>wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?"
>
>"Not I," said the cow.
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>"Not I," said the duck.
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>"Not I," said the pig.
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>"Not I," said the goose.
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>"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. And so she did.
>The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.
>
>"Who will help me reap my wheat" asked the little red hen.
>
>"Not I," said the duck.
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>"Out of my classification," said the pig.
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>"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
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>"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.
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>"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.
>
>At last it came time to bake the bread.
>
>"Who will help me bake the bread!
2006-09-21
06:45:38
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