Not the Nat King Cole version, but ya get the point I hope.
"Singin outta my Trailer"
A fat hog roasting on an open fire
Uncle Ralph nippin at the brew
Yuletide comes only once a year,
and when it's over we say,,, "WHEW!"
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Change/ chorus?
We know that Bubba's on his way,
bringin toys from the goodwill, and bales of hay
His truck is loaded now, and so is he,
but he plays such a sweet old Santa, can'tcha see
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Gramma dear is in her favorite place
makin magic in her Kitchen.
She's tryin hard ta keep a smile on her face
and keep a whisper in her Bitc***
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Chorus change?
We all came here for some Christmas cheer,
knowin the good reasons for some fun
I'll get a pair of rough knit socks this year
but I asked St. Nick for some NICORET gum.
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The baby done found the fresh punkin pie
and' s wearin it now to wipe on you.
Good Ole grampa, as hard as he tries
the punkin pie's bout all he can chew.
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Same as chorus change up? "FIN"
And so I offer ya this special toast
with my CORN and yer fancy beer
Happy Cristmas to Y'all, and to Y'all a good day,
BUT you can bring the Hog next year.
~~~
May you all be at peace, enjoy all you can, celebrate as is your choice,
and nudge each day in 2008, as if it's a lifetime.
Steven Wolf, on y'all
2007-12-23
04:39:36
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