Not the Nat King Cole version, but ya get the point I hope.
"Singin outta my Trailer"
A fat hog roasting on an open fire
Uncle Ralph nippin at the brew
Yuletide comes only once a year,
and when it's over we say,,, "WHEW!"
~~~
Change/ chorus?
We know that Bubba's on his way,
bringin toys from the goodwill, and bales of hay
His truck is loaded now, and so is he,
but he plays such a sweet old Santa, can'tcha see
~~~
Gramma dear is in her favorite place
makin magic in her Kitchen.
She's tryin hard ta keep a smile on her face
and keep a whisper in her Bitc***
~~~
Chorus change?
We all came here for some Christmas cheer,
knowin the good reasons for some fun
I'll get a pair of rough knit socks this year
but I asked St. Nick for some NICORET gum.
~~~
The baby done found the fresh punkin pie
and' s wearin it now to wipe on you.
Good Ole grampa, as hard as he tries
the punkin pie's bout all he can chew.
~~~
Same as chorus change up? "FIN"
And so I offer ya this special toast
with my CORN and yer fancy beer
Happy Cristmas to Y'all, and to Y'all a good day,
BUT you can bring the Hog next year.
~~~
May you all be at peace, enjoy all you can, celebrate as is your choice,
and nudge each day in 2008, as if it's a lifetime.
Steven Wolf, on y'all
2007-12-23 04:39:36 · 5 answers · asked by DIY Doc 7 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
TY...Smiles,,,see,,,singin ain't so bad.
"Grasshopper", I appreciate it. Keep on the path.
HARPY,,,yer presence is my gift, thanks. If ya ever need, I got yer back,,,and maybe yer front too? (blush)
2007-12-23 05:33:29 · update #1
Yep I do know. I prefer a Bloody Mary though, or maybe in this case, Blunt Force Trauma,,,LOL. Thanks
2007-12-23 12:40:45 · update #2
Merry Christmas, Santa dear,
Thanks for all the Christmas cheer!
Fireside chats with a glass of wine
Tis the season! Boast a toast
wishing All a better next year!
2007-12-23 05:10:19 · answer #1 · answered by SunDancer 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Loved it.
Entertaining, comical, thoughtful...and a grandma working the kitchen in a holiday scene, is something many can probably relate to.
2007-12-23 04:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed your poem very much. It made me smile and chuckle :)
2007-12-23 23:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you know what I could do with a 'screwdriver' to this above board parody? Good one Doc! WKIT!!!!!
Elysabeth...poemhunter, as in .com
2007-12-23 12:31:11 · answer #4 · answered by Elysabeth 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I just sang this aloud, what fun!
2007-12-23 04:47:47 · answer #5 · answered by vintner 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋