Arts & Humanities - 27 August 2006

Hii,
I am looking for some sarcastic lines to write in a birthday greeting card meant for a girl who's turning 29 in a couple of days. Please write as much as possible. I'd prefer some sarcastic humour or what some people call cocky comedy. you can also give me some links if you know some sites about sarcastic humour. I dont mind a touch of romance in that but not the 'wuss' type please. thanks.

2006-08-27 10:15:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Visual Arts

Make a prophecy and give it a date?

The better is sounds the more points you get, no taking allready made prophecies.
The first prize is a nice 10points héhé

2006-08-27 10:12:56 · 6 answers · asked by JarJar Odd 2 in Books & Authors

I'm confused. I drove past the two shops the other day and got conused. I thought babies came from the cabbage patch.

2006-08-27 10:12:21 · 8 answers · asked by Sophie Beee 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

Here it goes:
a young guy (+-13) arrives in a town alone, with no money, with no friends...and in the story plot in needs to find a sort of employer for who he'd work to get fed and get a bed.

How could I make that happen?
Any propositions are gratefully accepted.

2006-08-27 10:06:05 · 3 answers · asked by JarJar Odd 2 in Books & Authors

im going into the darkness of the darkness forever
i have forgotton i was ever born


thanks

2006-08-27 10:05:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

i have absolutely no clue where he lived and im supposed to be writing a paper on it... so if anyone could help i would appreciate it greatly : )

2006-08-27 10:05:21 · 6 answers · asked by caligirl 2 in History

I am almost 17 years old. When I was 8 or 9, I took ballet for a month and Jazz for 9 months. I have learned some ballroom in my church group, and I'm currently taking a ballroom class at school. I've done simple jazz and ballet steps in musicals I've been in.
I am just now realizing how crucial dancing is in the theater world, but I don't know if I'm too old to be good. Are there any beginning dance classes for teenagers, and if so, would it be pointless?

2006-08-27 10:03:40 · 16 answers · asked by red 3 in Dancing

2006-08-27 10:02:25 · 3 answers · asked by HarMonia 3 in Books & Authors

2006-08-27 10:00:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Genealogy

I'm looking for a book to read. Right now I'm in the 2ed to last book in the cliuqe scires but i read those books so quick i'll finish them before next week. so waht are some good books that you would recomend?

2006-08-27 09:59:14 · 11 answers · asked by girly girl!*! 2 in Other - Arts & Humanities

What do you thnk of these books?

2006-08-27 09:58:52 · 7 answers · asked by nancy e 4 in Books & Authors

2006-08-27 09:58:04 · 21 answers · asked by JarJar Odd 2 in Books & Authors

2006-08-27 09:55:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

2006-08-27 09:55:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Genealogy

2006-08-27 09:54:48 · 22 answers · asked by dXrules1000 1 in Books & Authors

Mine is....nineteen and ninety. My brain wants to spell them 'neinteen' and 'neinty'.

2006-08-27 09:44:57 · 7 answers · asked by Molly 1 in Drawing & Illustration

im good at creativity and artistic in design but which area in design? in stuck, pls help. i love photography 110% and love textiles and interiors. i love fabric and design my own clothes too but hate sewing and LOVE print work i.e. creating designs from scratch and printing on to various fabrics and materials. who am i? what role in design should i be playing.? interior designer? (i dont want to do fashion tho so dont mention it! i just like to do it for myself not a career!) textiles designer? photographer or as im currently doing graphic design sp graphic designer? im stuck sum 1 pls help!i need to knw fast! thanks have a good day.

2006-08-27 09:42:50 · 10 answers · asked by allgiggles1984 6 in Other - Arts & Humanities

Any playwright, any time period, anything. Mine has to be either Cat On A Hot Tin Roof by Tennessee Williams or A View From The Bridge by Arthur Miller.

2006-08-27 09:38:09 · 8 answers · asked by belladiva 3 in Theater & Acting

2006-08-27 09:37:56 · 8 answers · asked by ? 2 in Philosophy

my pal says they are spring loaded and that theywll break your legs if the driver sneezes but the local garbage who park on the corner are all calling me a big girl-talk me throuhg the risks

2006-08-27 09:37:24 · 15 answers · asked by Patrick O 2 in Sculpture

I LOVE to act, but my parents refuse to move to LA, or get me an agent. Is there any other way? HELP!!!!

2006-08-27 09:32:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

2006-08-27 09:30:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

I wrote something that I'm really proud of, but I don't want anyone to take my ideas. How can I get it copywrit?

2006-08-27 09:29:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Performing Arts

2006-08-27 09:28:45 · 7 answers · asked by moggy 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

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2006-08-27 09:24:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Arts & Humanities

The Sun newspaper harasses sex offenders, yet publishes sexualised images of 18 year old girls. I believe our culture is coming to terms with its own betrayal of innocence.

2006-08-27 09:22:53 · 14 answers · asked by joju 3 in Philosophy

2006-08-27 09:18:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

If "To be, or not to be" is the question (according to Shakespear),
and "42" is the answer (according to Adams)

Then what is the value of b?

2006-08-27 09:17:28 · 24 answers · asked by BlokeThinx 2 in Books & Authors

i heard a phrase that said: "me, myself and svs....who knows what could happen?"

2006-08-27 09:14:52 · 4 answers · asked by arizapyro 2 in Books & Authors

I recently posted a question about whether people believe I live with invisible alien beings from another dimension (which I do). I asked the question in the Astronomy section and one in Arts and humanities. Is it left brain vs right brain? I got different results. The question was worded slightly different. Still, the scientists were much more skeptical I think. Chemistry, for instance, is a perfect science that can not go outside the boundaries. I would think astronomers would be more open minded although they tend to deal more with math. Artists, writers are more open to imagination and so the idea that it could exist may be more readily accepted. Scientists, for example, can not accept that the amount of time it would take at light speed to reach Earth. In another dimension, it would be possible. Who would be more willing to accept this theory? What are your thoughts?

2006-08-27 09:14:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Arts & Humanities