Hii,
I am looking for some sarcastic lines to write in a birthday greeting card meant for a girl who's turning 29 in a couple of days. Please write as much as possible. I'd prefer some sarcastic humour or what some people call cocky comedy. you can also give me some links if you know some sites about sarcastic humour. I dont mind a touch of romance in that but not the 'wuss' type please. thanks.
2006-08-27 10:15:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Visual Arts ➔ Other - Visual Arts
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you
just look at your wrinkles i would hate to be you ...lol sorry drunk x
2006-08-27 10:20:23 · answer #1 · answered by debbie c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Hii,
I am looking for some sarcastic lines to write in a birthday greeting card meant for a girl who's turning 29 in a couple of days. Please write as much as possible. I'd prefer some sarcastic humour or what some people call cocky comedy. you can also give me some links if you know...
2015-08-19 04:33:16 · answer #2 · answered by Amalle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honey, u've tried the guys, now how about a brainy gals'? after all, u want to impress a girl, oughtn't u to ask girls insteada blokes? *shaking head* look at all those lame answers above...tsk.
what i like to write when i'm in that mood is...
Here's a card to someone who's witty, intelligent, sexy, fun, and totally indispensable to humankind...but, enough about me! (then on the other side of the card, write, the following)
here's to someone who's all that and more!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
2006-08-27 10:26:08 · answer #3 · answered by Wisdom 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Think you addressed this to the wrong gender.
Witty sarcastic humour is generally a woman's domain.
Cocky comedy, definitely a guy thing... and likely to make the girl never speak to you again.
Am I allowed to post the question 'Who thinks Romeo B is likely to be single soon?'!!
2006-08-27 10:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by Sophie Beee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Youre so cool.
Any cooler and you would be me.
(Taken from an actual card I received.)
The botox is in the post?
You look good for your age.
I bet you look even better when I put my glasses on O_o
Then "I love ya really"
Sorry best I could come up with in such quick amount of time.
2006-08-27 10:25:39 · answer #5 · answered by NoLabel 11 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think that there IS only one thing that you can do...............
Send her a card saying "HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY."
She is probably already dreading the idea of turning 30, so bringing it a whole year forward a year could get the effect that you are after !!!
(You could also get her on of those small cakes, a badge etc - all saying 30th too)
2006-08-27 21:30:33 · answer #6 · answered by David 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Age is a matter of feeling...not of years.
The trouble with aging is that by
the time you finally know your way
around, you don't feel like going
Twenty-nine is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart
As a gift I bring you chocolates but I know you prefer botox
2006-08-27 10:53:20 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One of the cards I got for my 29th had Old and Wrinkly on the front and in the middle - I don't thinkly.
Made me smile!
2006-08-27 10:22:03 · answer #8 · answered by Tara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about ..... Money's tight, times are hard,
here's your (beep beep)
Birthday Card !!!
2006-08-29 07:45:48 · answer #9 · answered by sarah b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
29, the last gasp before middle age
29, thank god I love older women
next birthday you had better start lying about your age
2006-08-27 10:17:57 · answer #10 · answered by banditblue1200 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋