Well, I was going to sell my soul on ebay, but I couldn't figure out how to do it. So, is there anyone that would like to buy it? I'm willing to pay for the shipping and handling. If you do decide to buy my soul, here's what you'll get:
(1) A mason jar in which I plan to bottle my soul into.
(2) A document of authenticity for my soul.
(3) If you want, you we can make a contract after you decide you want to buy, (but before you pay) so you can have it in writing that my soul has been entitled to you for time and all eternity, for you to do whatever you want with it.
Well, that's the package. Start bidding people!!!
2007-12-06
15:15:21
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