Would you buy my soul?

Question

Well, I was going to sell my soul on ebay, but I couldn't figure out how to do it. So, is there anyone that would like to buy it? I'm willing to pay for the shipping and handling. If you do decide to buy my soul, here's what you'll get:

(1) A mason jar in which I plan to bottle my soul into.
(2) A document of authenticity for my soul.
(3) If you want, you we can make a contract after you decide you want to buy, (but before you pay) so you can have it in writing that my soul has been entitled to you for time and all eternity, for you to do whatever you want with it.

Well, that's the package. Start bidding people!!!

Ok, to specify:
When the soul is bottled, it should appear to be invisible.
And, just because you believe it would kill me doesn't mean it will. Just because you have a belief in something does not always make that belief correct.

Now, ignore all your skepticisms about this people, this is a real soul here. You can do all sorts of things with it. Witchcraft, maybe free it from its container and let it roam around you like an invisible friend. The possibilities are really endless. Why do you think satan pays so much? Unfortunately, he hasn't returned my calls and I'm in dire need of money. So keep on bidding.

Ok, I will sell my soul for about 300 dollars if anyone is interested. I promise, I still have it in my posession, and it has only had one owner before.(me) Any offers?

Kingdomchild7, dude, I may be IGNORANT, but here's 2 things me and my soul have in common: The ability to spell, and a knowledge of english grammar. You might think about buying it so you can learn how too! But thanks for caring.

Answer 1

Since I believe a person's soul is the breath given to them by God, If I bought your soul, you would die and then your breath would go back to God and I would get stiffed anyway. However, since I am not a murderer, I would not buy your soul. I like my freedom and do not want to end up in jail.

Answer 2

man you think its a joke, but it just defines that you don't respect yourself. You might be a young naive kid and it might all seem like its just words, but if that is the case you might as well not even say anything at all, since anything you say really has no meaning.

Everyone knows the soul is metaphor for your identity. Giving away something that easily means you don't know the meaning of true value.

The way you recognize how much your mom loves you because she goes out of her way to bake your favorite pie, thats the soul....

The way Michael Jordan played the game of basketball...the desire to win...soul...

You must be clueless...If a friend told me that he joked around and sold his soul, I could never trust this kid, he must think his whole life is a joke and so if I was in a serious situation, I wouldn't call him up.

See your legs and feet get you to the points A to B, but it's your soul that tells your leg and feet why they need to move to point B.


Some people do over analyze definitions and others believe in stuff, while others don't. But if it came down to you having a major surgery, and you had 2 doctors to choose from; one doctor looked easy going and had that mentality, like a people come in everyday and die oh well, while the other one was very serious and entrusted his work seriously, since he cared about every detail of his work. Who would you say has a soul and which doctor would you choose to perform your surgery.

Yo but I guess you've never felt something like love before because you feel love because you captured someones feelings(soul).

Man I wouldn't even want your soul, it sounds too weak anyways and easy. The note in the jar probably says, I like men and the wood up there 24/7.

Answer 3

What an exceptionally cool concept. shall we see... what's it incredibly worth? a million money? permit's say one billion money. Now you have one billion money and are project to my will completely. the 1st element i'm going to usher on your interest for lulz, is that Billy Joe interior the subsequent city north of to procure one thousand billion for his soul. So now you recognize which you have been ripped off, how might you experience? i don't think of money might do you many sturdy in case you probably did not have possession of your soul. What if i replaced into keen to supply my existence and take each and every of the punishment for each rotten selfish nasty element you have ever achieved only because of the fact i admire you and elect to sped a great type of time with you? What if my intentions for you have been to make you element of the kin that created each and every thing? Jesus has paid to your soul. it incredibly is as much as you in case you want to supply it to him or not. Deal or no deal?

Answer 4

hi revolution17!
My name is Damien, cheif of Satan's purchasing department. Satan is willing to accept said soul, but we are not sure what your price is? Here are some suggestions you might consider:
Total irresistability to all women/men.
Unbelievably good talents in your feild of choice.
Unlimited money.

If there is anything else you desire, then feel free to call us on 666-666 or email me at [e-mail].

We look forward to your business!
Yours Sinfully, Damien, Managing Director, Souls Purchaising Department

Answer 5

That is the big mistake you ever done in your life, in your ignorants. For you it is an innocent joke but to those concern they have nail you with your offer.

You will see the after effect. Many have.

Edit : Good offer but can I leave your ignorant part or it is a package I have to take. If it comes in a package, I would rather enroll myself to a institution .

Answer 6

I'll have to consult with my Higher Authority...

But I hear there is a lease-purchase program in which you can sell your soul and lease it back with an option to buy at the end of your life.

You can make easy monthly payments or you can pay lump sum at the end.

Sounds like a steal...

Oh... one thing... you have to kneel down and declare Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

Answer 7

I don't have one of my own but I can't imagine what I would do with someone else's imaginary ... thinggy'.
As it is invisible (invisibility is a fantastic ploy when pulling off a scam) I couldn't even frame it and hang it in my trophy room. No real joy there.
Hey - keep it. Bottle it by all means.

Answer 8

If your soul was placed in a jar, your body would be lifeless, which we call dead. People have been rumored to fake death that way. Still want to sell?

Answer 9

The only person I know who are in this business has already got your soul. You need not have to sell it. In fact, he own you and you are not even aware of it !

I also know of SOMEONE who have bought your soul back - the price has been paid but you must accept HIS transaction on your behalf to make it effective and sealed. Do you accept HIS Offer ? His name is JESUS !

Answer 10

It belongs to God.

Eze 18:4 Behold, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall die.