> > A
> skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
> HUGE black
> guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring
> at him
> looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3
> pound testicles,
> Turner Brown."
> > The white man faints and falls to the floor.
> > The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
> says, "What's
> wrong with you?"
> > In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
> me?"
> > The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
> you the
> answers to the questions everyone always asks me.....I'm 7 feet
> tall, I weigh
> 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds
> each, and my name is Turner Brown."
> > The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
> "Turn
> around."
2007-11-28
00:17:12
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