Good stuff to do at meetings in office:
1. stand up in the middle and say," i am insert name, and i am an alcoholic.
2. steal the bosses chair and say, " now I AM IN CHARGE! MWAHAHAHA"
3. tap people next to you and duck when they turn
4. say you dropped your pen and then go under the table an say," OH MY GOD! A BODY!"
5. ask to make a suggestion, then stand and fart.
6. bark at people who pass by the boardroom
7. ask why the water cooler is on fire.
8. take out your lunch and start eating, then when the boss says your name, offer to share your sandwich
9. dress up in knights armor, then say," i thought it was casual friday."
10. bring gi joes and reinact world war 2 after the meeting starts.
2007-11-26
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