All categories - 23 November 2007

My mom got her leg amputated about 1 1/2 months ago and last week the hospital called me and said to pick her up because she was being released (she has no home,car, or money,her husband left her few days before she got her leg amputated) So I said okay...thinking she would be able to get around because she told me she did real good with the walker.Anyway, I got her home and she is extremely immobile.She is about 270 pounds and I am a 160 pound woman with 2 kids, one 2 year old and one 4 month old.I had no idea what taking care of her would be like.She needs my FULL attention, and with 2 kids, its taking A LOT out of me.I CAN'T DO IT.She has fallen a few times and I strained my neck trying to pick her up...I have to help her go to the potty every time and she even had a bowel movement on my floor which I had to clean up.She has no medicaid and No other family.WHAT THE HELL DO I DO WITH HER.I am in tears, exhausted, drained and I don't want to break her heart but I just can't.....

2007-11-23 13:58:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"

The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."

The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Debbie?"

Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it.

About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it!

2007-11-23 13:58:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Hey guys, know any healthy baked potato toppings, other than sour cream? I hate sour cream. Dinners in 10 mins!!

2007-11-23 13:57:54 · 7 answers · asked by Little Miss Sunshine 3 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-11-23 13:57:52 · 4 answers · asked by let H 1 in Marriage & Divorce

How come whenever i answer a question about religion, when the asker wants to know what i believe in i always get thumbs down?! I do not believe in God, is that a problem to all of those people who give me thumbs down!? I believe in evolution and the big bang theory. What is so special about God?! No offense to any of the "believers" but i just think God is like a ghost or something that "controls" the billions of people on Earth?! How come the dinosaurs were here before God and everything, and then he suddenly has this "creation" and makes the world?! I just don't think the whole thing is fair, that people will disrespect you if your a "non-believer". What do you think about the situation? I really dont know?! Without God couldn't this world be a better place with many less wars?!

2007-11-23 13:57:43 · 26 answers · asked by ¸.•*´`*♥Vevo(: 3 in Religion & Spirituality

by filters i mean the mental processes that make sure we think of things like the rain as 'rain' instead of condensed water vapor, arrangements of photons entering our eyes, a wave, a pit-pat sound on the roof, slippery stuff, or other things

my question is: do filters obscure meaning?
since thinking of rain as arrangements of photons isnt very helpful, does it matter if they obscure meaning?

and finally:
what are we? arrangements of photons? scattered memories in our mind and the minds of those who know us best? spirits? watery bags of squishy organs and bones? dust in the wind? what?

tell me please :)

2007-11-23 13:57:39 · 4 answers · asked by It's a lamp! 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Okay i've recently got my first job kinda i work as a dishwasher off and on at a restaurant. My Question is this the cook i know is an older lady who i know and virtually consider her family gets taxes taken out of her check which i know she makes more than me. My question is this should i be filing for taxes or taking out for taxes? .? I'm not the brightest i guess about the tax thing. I've never had to do anything with taxes. i just know she mentioned it and she said i didn't have to. So any advice? or explain what exacually is taxes'?

2007-11-23 13:57:33 · 4 answers · asked by Bobby W 1 in United States

"The violence in the bible is NOT commanded by God. Nice try."

Those are the exact words of an email I just received in response to a question about violence in the Bible and the Koran. I correctly punctuated and spaced it, but otherwise, it's verbatim.

2007-11-23 13:57:24 · 15 answers · asked by I'/\/\AZILLA2 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-23 13:57:23 · 1 answers · asked by suzywong 4 in Video & Online Games

so i went to the movies today and i saw a poster for prince caspin narnia!!!!!!!! omg im so happy!! is anyone elsee!!!!!!!!!!??????????

2007-11-23 13:57:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 13:57:09 · 23 answers · asked by Mz. Massachusetts 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 13:57:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

I am your neighbor!

2007-11-23 13:56:50 · 14 answers · asked by tin woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Can any tell me what in the world is going on with their Leader leaving? Read it in the news. Is this good or bad? (The President)

2007-11-23 13:56:41 · 4 answers · asked by smittybo20 6 in Current Events

We named our baby boy Helix...has anyone heard of it before..or kno wthe meaning??..

2007-11-23 13:56:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

Surely you have many documentations recorded to support that we were created; so could you produce it to the rest of the world?

Or is the only documentation that you have is the bible?

2007-11-23 13:56:36 · 13 answers · asked by Imagine No Religion 6 in Religion & Spirituality

For a 40oz of whisky
How Many Shots About Can You Get Out Of It.

2007-11-23 13:56:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Family is generally considered to be the people that love and support you. Relatives are the people who share your blood, who would be on the same family tree as you. So are your relatives necessarily who you consider to be family? What are your thoughts about this concept.

2007-11-23 13:56:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

What is the verse?

2007-11-23 13:56:00 · 20 answers · asked by inquisitive thinker 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-23 13:55:56 · 23 answers · asked by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 in Polls & Surveys

I need a good paint sprayer one that i could spray interior trim and finish wall and ceilings. nothing cheap i need something that will last and is good.

2007-11-23 13:55:29 · 6 answers · asked by triminman 5 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-11-23 13:55:24 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 13:55:17 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-23 13:55:14 · 78 answers · asked by Miss T 7 in Polls & Surveys

Artist & Song........?

2007-11-23 13:55:07 · 4 answers · asked by tim b 5 in Polls & Surveys

i'M 5'6 AND 123 POUNDS AND i HAVE 36C BRA SiZE i WANT TO AMKE THEM SMALLER MY BODY LOOKS SO UNPROPORTiONAL.. HELP! i HATE iT i CANT WEAR SMALL SHiRTS...ANY GOOD ADViCE

2007-11-23 13:55:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

This is what i bought:
- a pair of Puma tennis shoes
- Guess perfume for me
- Guess perfume for my boyfriend
- A sweater
- A skirt
- 5 panties (boy shorts)
- a pair of shoes
- a Coach wallet
- a pair of jeans
- 2 tank shirts
- 1 box with 80 big pieces of lego for my lil nephew and some Winnie Pooh movies ( he loves Winnie Pooh) for Christmas

2007-11-23 13:54:52 · 9 answers · asked by DeViL 4 in Thanksgiving

2007-11-23 13:54:51 · 23 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 3 in Polls & Surveys

have you ever watched p*rn before...? i'm just taking a poll here...

2007-11-23 13:54:51 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys