All categories - 1 November 2007

An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horsefly kept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it. It was far out of reach.
A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak. "Oh, thank you!" said the elephant. "My, pleasure ma'am." said the sparrow. "Listen, Mr. Sparrow, if there's anything I can ever do for you, don't hesitate to ask."
The sparrow said, "Well, all my life I wondered how it would feel to f**k an elephant." "Be my guest!", said the elephant.
So the sparrow flew behind the elephant and started f**king. In the trees above, a monkey in the tree saw this and became very excited. He started to masturbate, shaking a coconut loose and it fell from the tree, hitting the elephant on the head. "OUCH!", said the elephant.
Then sparrow looked over from behind and said, "Am I hurting you, dear?"

2007-11-01 23:30:12 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Each time i'm turning on my computer, i'm having this message at the very beginning that the CMOS time/date is not set, please press F1 to run setup, so I go and run the setup, there i set the time, I save, the system reboots, and everything will be ok. What can I do?

2007-11-01 23:30:08 · 4 answers · asked by reg 3 in Other - Hardware

theres award for editors choice, poem of the month,and to buy a copy of immortal verses. if i'm this good why do i need to pay?

2007-11-01 23:30:00 · 17 answers · asked by dave s 1 in Poetry

2007-11-01 23:29:02 · 1 answers · asked by simond 1 in Queensland (Brisbane)

"People who enter your house, to take off their shoes"??

I personally don't.

2007-11-01 23:28:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My husband and myself are married for 22 yrs and have one
child 21 yrs old. We always fight, and do not respect each
other love or care about each other. we have no communication
and trust in our mariage. We even had restraining order and
A & B charges and went to the court couple of times.
since we are seperated for 5 months and my husband want
to get together and it happened two years ago and i gave
him a chance to shape up and he wants to get together again.
I do not trust him, do not love him.

what does the reader think. Can this marriage be saved ?
by any means, agreement.
we are from Bombay India and we are brought up one man
for the rest of the life.

2007-11-01 23:27:59 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Swiftlet is a type of swallow that produces nest from its saliva. The nest is normally found in traditional chinese food

2007-11-01 23:27:41 · 0 answers · asked by Sheltie 3 in Ethnic Cuisine

Desperate, a boss, took a look of his watch, and convinced that his employee wouldn't make it on time to render a report in an important reunion about to start, decided to call to his house. "Hello" says a little boy's voice almost whispering. "Hello, Is you dad home?" "He is." Says the little boy whispering. "Can I talk to him?" "No" says the boy vwry low. A little irritated, the boss tried to talk with another adult. "What about your mom, is she there?" "She is" "Can I talk to her?" "No, she's busy." There's amybody else there?" "Yess..." says the boy. "Who?" "A cop" Little surprised the bos continous: "And, What is he doing there?" "He's talking with mom, dad and a fireman." Hearing a big noise in the other side of the phone, the boss scareed asked "What's that noise?" Is a helicopter" "A helocopter?" "Yes, is a searching squad." A searching squad?" "What's going on there? What are they searching for?" And with a little giggle the boy says "Me"

2007-11-01 23:27:22 · 12 answers · asked by Javy 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-01 23:27:18 · 16 answers · asked by Timon 2 in Football (American)

2007-11-01 23:26:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I read a thing, I don't enjoy, but do not criticise.
"Feel it. Just take it in.", are words, from the wise.
I leave it be, or, guide its author, gently;
I don't act as though "Poetry Heaven" sent me.
I need not, your words of dislike, for my rhyme;
Trust me, if you will, you're wasting your time.
Especially, if your own, are so impersonal;
you might as well, have pasted mine.

Mine are written, with feeling and thought.
Fame, is someone, they've never sought.

So, I give you, freely, a rhyme or two.
Brilliantly, you might criticise;
yet, still, I would not trade minds with you.
Accept my words, or not; be respectful.
Sheltered, you are not; by the title "Intellectual".

"Criticise", I say! I'll only ignore, and simply move my eyes.
Knowing criticism of poetry, is not a hobby of the wise.

2007-11-01 23:26:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Poetry

Long story short: I furnished the apartment, even my roommate's bed, from the couches and entertainment center to the forks...I payed for it all. She hasn't bought a damn thing for this house, not even cleaning supplies or toilet paper. She is the laziest person I know...I work a 9 hr day...she MIGHT go to class. She lounges around all day doing not ****. She hasnt lifted a finger since we've been roomies (4 mnths). Oh and Im not only cleaning up after her-but also her friend who has been living with us(without my permission) FOR FREE. So, now I'm cleaning up after 2 slobs. I just made my free-loadin 3rd roommate pay-up, but she refused to pay anything more than $50. But she is my roommates friend so she has to deal with her. Their garbage & dishes pile up until I finally clean them b/c I cant stand the mess after so long. They leave trash everywhere and laundry in the washer & dryer for days till I fold it for them. I have talked to her but it hasnt done any good. Any advice?

2007-11-01 23:26:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

i mean do they think....i mean think about it...would u wanna be a rat..whats there purpose

2007-11-01 23:25:29 · 14 answers · asked by Est.1992 6 in Religion & Spirituality

If you DO NOT BELIEVE we humans have environmental duties & responsibilities, what reasons or reasoning can you give in defence of your stance?

2007-11-01 23:25:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming

no direct answers please

2007-11-01 23:25:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

By changing color I don't mean changing of it's color as it grows by changing I mean changing it's color in a second is it possible for a betta?????

2007-11-01 23:25:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

I read a thing, I don't enjoy, but do not criticise.
"Feel it. Just take it in.", are words, from the wise.
I leave it be, or, guide its author, gently;
I don't act as though "Poetry Heaven" sent me.
I need not, your words of dislike, for my rhyme;
Trust me, if you will, you're wasting your time.
Especially, if your own, are so impersonal;
you might as well, have pasted mine.
Mine are written, with feeling and thought.
Fame, is someone, they've never sought.

I give you, freely, a rhyme or two
Brilliantly, you might criticise;
yet, still, I would not trade minds with you.
Accept my words, or not; be respectful.
Sheltered, you are not; by the title "Intellectual".

"Criticise", I say! I'll only ignore, and simply move my eyes.
Knowing criticism of poetry, is not a hobby of the wise.

2007-11-01 23:25:00 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Poetry

2007-11-01 23:24:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 23:24:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(If you do)

2007-11-01 23:24:22 · 24 answers · asked by Cotton Wool Ninja 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Now that women can go to college and expect to earn wages that are almost at parity with men who are similarly qualified, has the need to couple with "underachieving" men been eliminated? Now that a woman can make her own way in the world and no longer need rely on a poor provider to have anything at all?

2007-11-01 23:23:45 · 10 answers · asked by Twilight 6 in Gender Studies

I read a thing, I don't enjoy, but do not criticise.
"Feel it. Just take it in.", are words, from the wise.
I leave it be, or, guide its author, gently;
I don't act as though "Poetry Heaven" sent me.
I need not, your words of dislike, for my rhyme;
Trust me, if you will, you're wasting your time.
Especially, if your own, are so impersonal;
you might as well, have pasted mine.
Mine are written, with feeling and thought.
Fame, is someone, they've never sought.

I give you, freely, a rhyme or two
Brilliantly, you might criticise;
yet, still, I would not trade minds with you.
Accept them, or not; be respectful.
Sheltered, you are not; by the title "Intellectual".

"Criticise", I say! I'll only ignore, and simply move my eyes.
Knowing criticism of poetry, is not a hobby of the wise.

2007-11-01 23:23:28 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Poetry

2007-11-01 23:23:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-01 23:22:04 · 7 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

ZEE SPorts is only for Pakistani and Indian cricket only, they dont show any other teams DONT KNOW WHY??? but does any one know which other tv channel on DishNetwork where I can watch australia vs srilanka games as well as rest of the world>>???

2007-11-01 23:20:35 · 11 answers · asked by Zeb 1 in Cricket

If you want to learn to fly these things, I know you should use an instructor who is a member of 'British Hangliding Paragliding Association' (BHPA) and a qualified instructor. but is there any other body who could teach you safely? Or is it best to use a member of the BHPA and what sort of proof should they have that they are qualified to teach? How dangerous is this sport?

2007-11-01 23:20:11 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Outdoor Recreation

2007-11-01 23:19:53 · 20 answers · asked by matellis 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

I really love these anime, is there any others to recommend?

* Pita ten
* Naruto
* Mai HIme
* Fruits basket
* Full Moon
* Wolf's Rain

2007-11-01 23:19:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

she wants me to go to salon with her and get facial , pedicure and manicure

should i do it

and any idea why does she want it , do other girls do the same

2007-11-01 23:19:43 · 12 answers · asked by ajay 1 in Singles & Dating