Well, did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget.
Did you hear about the constipated composer?
He couldn't finish the last movement.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune player?
He wanted to buy a bowel.
Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?
If you're an American when you go into the bathroom, and an American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
Eur-o-pean.
2007-10-23
22:58:59
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