What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.
How do you make a witch stew?
Keep her waiting for hours.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?
A wash-and-werewolf.
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt.
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
His ghoul friend.
Where do vampires live?
In the Vampire State Building.
Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves.
What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound.
Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical.
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north.
What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
Hallowieners.
Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"?
In noisery school.
What does a goblin shop for?
Grosseries.
How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.
What do you call serious rocks?
Grave stones.
Why did the witch stand up in front of the audience?
She had to give a screech.
What's a goblin's favorite flavor?
Lemon n' Slime.
Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break.
How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
By scareplane.
How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
By witchful thinking.
What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?
Rice Creepies.
Why did the witch's mail rattle?
It was a chain letter.
2007-10-23 23:04:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha some of them were good. lol
2007-10-24 00:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-23 23:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for making me smile this morning, a nice cheerful pleasant soul x x x
2016-05-25 10:11:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite a series joke! series, still funny!
2007-10-23 23:10:36 · answer #4 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny!
2007-10-23 23:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a big kid at heart hehehe
2007-10-24 00:58:07 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star, 10/10. very good indeed.
2007-10-24 03:04:17 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done hun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-23 23:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-23 23:17:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-23 23:06:48 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋