Well, did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget.
Did you hear about the constipated composer?
He couldn't finish the last movement.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune player?
He wanted to buy a bowel.
Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?
If you're an American when you go into the bathroom, and an American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
Eur-o-pean.
2007-10-23 22:58:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good and good morning to you>>>>>>>>>..star
2007-10-23 23:10:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
o .O -> to your joke and heres a few for you: 1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.. I don't remember, what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...' 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together. 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. 7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. 8. Virginity can be cured. 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity. 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing...... 15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't. 16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
2016-04-10 01:58:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-23 23:01:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 00:41:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-10-23 23:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by fast 1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the one about the constipated mathmatician ..
that made me laugh =P
They are all pretty good though in a kinda sad way...
Haha
2007-10-23 23:12:38 · answer #6 · answered by Trophux 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard of bathroom singing: now, bathroom joking! humour everywhere like! no holding back there!
2007-10-23 23:12:50 · answer #7 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee, i loved them, the short ones are my favorite because i can tell them without messing the punchlines up! :)
2007-10-23 23:02:08 · answer #8 · answered by Crazy Diamond 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-23 23:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by LISA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how long of waiting depends on which side of bathroom door ur on.
2007-10-23 23:03:16 · answer #10 · answered by itsme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋