All categories - 21 October 2007

Ok, i want a simple name, its a female, its original name is precious but we don't like that. it is a very active cat

2007-10-21 13:35:07 · 14 answers · asked by jup540 3 in Cats

2007-10-21 13:35:06 · 14 answers · asked by Brad D 2 in Baseball

The Good Napkins
THE GOOD NAPKINS...ahhhhh...the joys of having girls...

My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake)....

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake)...

Now, fast forward a few months...It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table.

When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter.

Next, in came his wife who gasped, then began giggling.

Next, in came my father, who roared with laughter.

Then in came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!!!"

Isn't it easier to just tell the truth and be careful who you ask to set the table for you!

Pass this on to girlfriends who need a good laugh.

2007-10-21 13:34:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-21 13:34:34 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-21 13:34:15 · 33 answers · asked by "Johns" 7 in Polls & Surveys

my feet do NOT go well with any kind of flip flops cause they are wide. i want to wear bootcut or flare jeans but wont it look weird wearing jeans and sneakers together??? i dont wear ballet flats they hurt my feet.

2007-10-21 13:34:13 · 25 answers · asked by hi 1 in Fashion & Accessories

and a huge insult to God?

I always found this story particularly repulsive.
Is our God a kind benevolent merciful, forgiving being, or a blood seekingn monster?

How would a benevolent God demand the sacrifice of any one, and especially his son, before forgiving a disobedience or any thing else?

Surely this is the thinking of barbaric, ancient, pre-Israelite tribes and others, practicing infanticide and human sacrifice. We can see the beginning of its disappearance in that horror story of Abraham attempting to sacrifice his child to God and changing his mind the last moment.

Christ brought about his own death in order to fulfil an ancient Jewis prophecy about the Messiah? God is not guilty.

2007-10-21 13:34:11 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

if you have ever played hockey or plan on it like me what numbers did you use or plan on using?

For me its Defenetly 14 been that way for every sport i play.

2007-10-21 13:34:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hockey

I'm afraid of the dark, and I've heard that some people my age might be afraid rapists and murderers, but it's just that when I'm alone in the dark, like if I'm walking up the stairs alone at night, a sudden sense of panic will come over me and I'll run as fast as I can for the nearest light switch.

2007-10-21 13:34:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

I am i luv Jeter and A-rod. I've sorta followed A-rod around I luved him with Seattle then Texaas. if he moves I still think I'll love Yankees. i'll go krazy if he goes to Boston

2007-10-21 13:33:45 · 6 answers · asked by ٠Golden Eyes٠ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-21 13:33:45 · 6 answers · asked by jenninecory 1 in Credit

2007-10-21 13:33:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2007-10-21 13:33:44 · 3 answers · asked by wow 4 in Earth Sciences & Geology

2007-10-21 13:33:37 · 6 answers · asked by "Johns" 7 in Polls & Surveys

Why did he call for a radical restructuring of French society?

2007-10-21 13:33:23 · 1 answers · asked by LunasAngel 3 in History

hahaha u r skinny
Oh and that one over there is like sooo fat, the chair she was sitting has broken into pieces.

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

2007-10-21 13:33:21 · 10 answers · asked by teeth 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I was hoping someone would know where i could find a copy of the New York Post from 1994 which was the game 6 of the hockey playoffs. Mark Messier is on the back page with the quote "we will win tonight". I would loooove to find this for my boyfriend for christmas. if anyone knows how i would be able to get a hold of this, it would be much appreciated. Thanks

2007-10-21 13:33:13 · 5 answers · asked by GraveDigger 2 in Hockey

My friends daughter just named her DAUGHTER Aubrey. I asked her why she named a girl a boys name and she said it was because she liked it. To me it sounds like a name for an English Butler (and definately a BOY'S name,) what is your opinion? (I feel sorry for the kid, I know she'll be teased in school and probably end up with severe emotional problems.)

2007-10-21 13:33:07 · 44 answers · asked by serialmom12 5 in Baby Names

I am in a most respectful, deeply heart felt way, would without hesitation, if the Dear Lord blessed me in such a way, move in that direction. I'm older, married.....how would a person start, the money involved ,etc.

2007-10-21 13:33:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

This guy dies and goes to hell the devil asks him "how would you like to spend your eternity here", the guy says "what are my options", The devil says "here ill show you",so he takes him by a room with bodies being burned terribly, than he goes by another room theres a bunch of demons poking this guy with pit forks, they go by another room there a smelly truck driver at a bar drinking beer with a beautiful blonde giving him head, the guy says "yes this one I pick this one" the devil says "are you sure its for an eternity" . The guys says "im positive" so the devil walks over and tells the girl "you can go now ive found you a replacement".

2007-10-21 13:32:56 · 15 answers · asked by Change 2 in Jokes & Riddles

if some guy wanted to lick your shoes for some odd unknown reason, would u feel better if you gave him money to or if he pay'd you to lick your shoes? would it make a differnce if u thought he was really cute? how much $$$ would u ask for?

2007-10-21 13:32:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My ex continues to blame me for our breakup and is not accepting that we BOTH had parts in our separation. Furthermore, she refused to communicate civily, so I had to move on. What are your thoughts?

2007-10-21 13:32:49 · 3 answers · asked by Lois 3 in Psychology

make you smile or laugh the quickest??

2007-10-21 13:32:39 · 12 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-21 13:32:38 · 4 answers · asked by shonda j 2 in Christmas

not the phrase " nor have they any longer a reward " mean there will be no resurrection or rewards after life - even for Jehovah's Witnesses?

2007-10-21 13:32:28 · 12 answers · asked by Nina, BaC 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-21 13:32:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

Time has no ending.

2007-10-21 13:32:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

does your income affect the answer

2007-10-21 13:32:10 · 5 answers · asked by korax777 2 in United States