All categories - 18 October 2007

A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'Have you killed any?' she asks. 'Yep,' replies the husband. 'Three males and two females,' 'How can you tell.' she says. He replies 'Three were on a beer can, Two were on the phone.'

What is the last thing to go through an insect's brain when it hits your car?. It's backside.

What's worst than finding a maggot in your apple?.
Finding half a maggot.

2007-10-18 12:12:14 · 13 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Thank you for your answers! :)

Have a wonderful night/day! :)

2007-10-18 12:12:06 · 40 answers · asked by Moon :) 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am going into college this year and I really do not know what I want to do. People always say you do not hafe to decide for twoo years but that offers no confort for me. I either want a degree in Social Services but I do not want to take kids away from their parents and I want to take criminal justice but I could never be a probation officer or a lawyer. Anyone that can even offer a little help please do, I am so lost.

2007-10-18 12:12:03 · 4 answers · asked by Angel eyes 2 in Higher Education (University +)

Which pair of sisters would you hang out for a night and why?


Jessica & Ashley Simpson
or
Paris & Nicky Hilton
or
Hilary & Haylie Duff
or
Britney & Jamie Lynn Spears
or
Mary Kate & Ashley Olson
or
Tia & Tamara Mowry

???

2007-10-18 12:12:02 · 16 answers · asked by Jona 5 in Polls & Surveys

There are several bands that have their music sold at Christian bookstores and played by Christian radio stations. (Hawk Nelson, Switchfoot to name a few) Their lyrics however make no reference to God or Jesus or anything "Christian." So what makes these bands grouped into Christian music?

2007-10-18 12:12:00 · 5 answers · asked by chrispaulhendrickson 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Does that conflict with the age of the earth and the universe from Biblical scriptures?

2007-10-18 12:11:59 · 8 answers · asked by wooper 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Which shotgun do people preffer for ruffed grouse? I was looking at a single shot break action in .410. For headshots? How about for flushed ones? If I try the .410 which loads should I use?

2007-10-18 12:11:22 · 9 answers · asked by MetalMaster4x4 5 in Hunting

you know Alice in Wonderland and Through the looking glass... what character would you be?

2007-10-18 12:11:20 · 26 answers · asked by sarah kay 5 in Polls & Surveys

Please help me answer this question. thanks

Thomas Jefferson’s first major foreign-policy decision was to

a. purchase Louisiana from France.

b. send a naval squadron to the Mediterranean.

c. drive the British out of the northwest forts.

d. purchase Florida from Spain.

e. form an alliance with Spain.

2007-10-18 12:11:17 · 1 answers · asked by Gerlad S 1 in History

Please be specific. Do you have a favorite boat? Favorite port? etc...

2007-10-18 12:11:15 · 14 answers · asked by saloon girl 4 in Cruise Travel

whats your experience with these kinds of people? how did you get through to them? tell me your story etc.

p.s if you dont believe/like astrology, well i do.
please keep your comments to yourself.

2007-10-18 12:11:11 · 5 answers · asked by gnomewithonesock 1 in Horoscopes

2007-10-18 12:11:08 · 2 answers · asked by koalatcomics 7 in Current Events

He answered my prayer and I have a nice truck now, but I had to do my part too.

2007-10-18 12:11:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

For a boy I really like Slaydon Lane
and for a girl I really like several names, Kensie Rae, Makena Rae, Kadence Rae, I really like the middle name Rae for a girl.
Do you think that these names are too off the wall because my husband will settle for nothing more than Ryan for a boy and Jenna for a girl.

2007-10-18 12:11:05 · 25 answers · asked by Braydens' mommy 3 in Baby Names

Roses are Red , Violets are Blue I am Pschysophrenic and so am I , yeah me too , no your not, yes I am, not, am, not am......?

2007-10-18 12:10:57 · 5 answers · asked by skeeter 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Which do you hate to do more????

2007-10-18 12:10:45 · 21 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

What kind?

2007-10-18 12:10:28 · 26 answers · asked by USAman 6 in Polls & Surveys

Add yours here...

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

2007-10-18 12:10:15 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

ON DAVID LETTERMAN LAST NIGHT??? OH MY GOODNESS..SHE LOOKS LIKE A "SHANIA TWAIN" WANNA BE! SHE WAS NOTHING BUT LEGS AND BUTT!..WEARING ABOUT A YARD OF BLACK MATERIAL FOR A DRESS... SHE WAS SINGING SOME SORT OF ROCK SONG, PATTING HER FEET AND THROWING HER HEAD AROUND JUST LIKE A ROCK STAR..SHE WAS NOT THE LEANN THAT THE COUNTRY MUSIC WORLD KNEW AND I'M NOT TALKING BOUT 14 YEAR OLD LEANN, I MEAN JUST A YEAR OR SO AGO! MAN WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON HERE? SHE WAS-IS SO DIFFERENT LOOKING EVEN IN HER FACIAL FEATURES....I'M LOST???

2007-10-18 12:10:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-10-18 12:09:59 · 2 answers · asked by soccerchika78 1 in Biology

My Husband and I are Christians. We both love the Lord.
We have been married for 8 years and we have only been Christians for almost 3 years.
Throught the years my husband has been verbally abusive, he has said that I am stupid and some nasty things.
I have told him several times that everytime he does that I get closer to leaving him.
I have an anxiety disorder and it is under control. My son had surgery yesterday and I have been a bit on edge, so had he.
He came home and started in on me about the house not being clean and stuff. It just ended up in an argument. I also was on his computer (he used to have a porn issue) and I wanted to see if he was up to it again (he has been actung different..I told him that I looked..
Anyway, he started telling me that I am "unstable" "need to take more pills" acting crazy". I told him that I have had it with this abuse and to leave. He won't leave.. said he can't.
I would really like some Christian advice on this.

2007-10-18 12:09:54 · 23 answers · asked by Heather 5 in Religion & Spirituality

doctor appontment on tuesday but my supervisor wont let me go to my appontment it starts at 3 :45 pm and i have to go to this appontment some one please help i have asked her to change my set time to 8:30am to 2:30 pm

2007-10-18 12:09:53 · 7 answers · asked by lovekylie4ever 1 in Women's Health

i dont have any speciall stuff right now but i think i need a faciall b/c im very broken outt and it would make mee feel better .... any homemade things i can use to give myself a facialll ... ??? thankss a bundlee xooxxox

2007-10-18 12:09:52 · 4 answers · asked by caseyy 3 in Makeup

Who is in love with someone on P&S but you can't tell the person for some reason ?

2007-10-18 12:09:37 · 38 answers · asked by The Count 7 in Polls & Surveys

i really want it but its way too expensive.....anyway i already asked this once but i didnt get good answers

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2007-10-18 12:09:32 · 11 answers · asked by cute as a button!.♥ 6 in Fashion & Accessories

of being an Army civilian?
Thanks

2007-10-18 12:09:26 · 2 answers · asked by a k 1 in Military

Well, for my multivariate calculus math homework, I have to do the proof of this:
lim x->a (u(x)∙v(x)) = lim x->a (u(x)) ∙ lim x->a (v(x))

I have to use the epsilon-delta way to prove it and have no clue where to start.

2007-10-18 12:09:24 · 2 answers · asked by jthereliable 3 in Mathematics

I am tired of hearing what I should buy from individuals that are obviously bias towards certain brands from time to time is like someone is paying them off to say what ever they need to say so people will buy certain products(could it be the Unions?) Why don't they pick out random people and have them test the vehicles and get the review from their input? Tundras are unreliable is like saying GM is not the best truck in the World.

2007-10-18 12:09:19 · 6 answers · asked by wiseornotyoudecide 6 in Buying & Selling

On what song does Slick Rick do the whole "It's all because of you, I'm feeling sad and blue" routine? It's not lodi dodi like some people might think because Snoop Dog covered lodi dodi and added that part it with a girl singing but the original version doesn't have it. So am I trippin'? Does Slick Rick even sing "It's all because of you" in one of his songs or did I think just because Snoop sang it so did Slick Rick. Why would Doug E. Fresh sing it at the Hip Hop Honors this year if Slick Rick didn't do it first. Thank you in advance!

2007-10-18 12:09:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

If you could travel through time, what era would you visit and why?

2007-10-18 12:09:06 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations