A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'Have you killed any?' she asks. 'Yep,' replies the husband. 'Three males and two females,' 'How can you tell.' she says. He replies 'Three were on a beer can, Two were on the phone.'
What is the last thing to go through an insect's brain when it hits your car?. It's backside.
What's worst than finding a maggot in your apple?.
Finding half a maggot.
2007-10-18 12:12:14 · 13 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's the way you tell 'em!
Have a star, but only 5 arms, not 8 legs!
2007-10-18 12:19:11 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second two I have heard many times before, but for the first one, being an original, have a star
2007-10-18 22:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. they don't experience the experience like we human beings do. this is because of the fact we've a correct apprehensive gadget working via our vertebra (backbone) which sends messages to our recommendations. this means that if if our leg is harm, we experience the soreness on the ideal recommendations. on the different hand, the bugs are non-vertebra and that they have not got correct apprehensive gadget. hence if an ant's leg is overwhelmed, purely the leg will experience interior sight soreness. in addition to, their soreness importance is short, for the reason that they produce large variety of off springs and their existence is short. they might additionally reproduce their lost organs. this is been pronounced that in case you decrease a cockroach's head, it is going to die after a month using starving. Scientists have decrease a lobster's leg and feed him, which he ate. it is likewise actual that different than for human beings no different animal is prevalent with of its existence.
2016-11-08 21:15:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! I like those. Now I know a little bit more about insects.
2007-10-18 14:13:10 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 12:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol those were funni wish i ahd these back when we were study'n bugs n science
2007-10-18 12:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Questions like those really bug me :(
2007-10-18 12:16:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
another great one mate,
starred
2007-10-18 12:39:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA i like the last one best!
2007-10-18 12:15:37 · answer #9 · answered by Distance Runner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-18 21:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋