Jaime and a woman are having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, notices that Jaime is slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watches as he slides all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appears calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion has disappeared.
After the waitress finishes taking the order, she comes over to the table and says to the woman, "Pardon me, Ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looks up at her and replied firmly, "No, he didn't...he just walked in the door!"
2007-10-17
13:44:43
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