Jaime and a woman are having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, notices that Jaime is slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watches as he slides all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appears calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion has disappeared.
After the waitress finishes taking the order, she comes over to the table and says to the woman, "Pardon me, Ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looks up at her and replied firmly, "No, he didn't...he just walked in the door!"
2007-10-17 13:44:43 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'Marie' thank you for your explanation. lol.
2007-10-17 13:55:02 · update #1
'Anya R.' Wonder why you've got the 'thumbs down' on your reply. ;)
2007-10-17 14:28:14 · update #2
Great joke as usual Fidgety. I see what you mean about some of the answers. I'm surprised these people are allowed out without supervision. If they can't grasp the idea behind a simple joke;then how the hell do they deal with the basics of everyday life. There you are,I've had my rant on your behalf.Keep them coming.
2007-10-18 11:11:47 · answer #1 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one f f. Maybe Anya R should stay away from J & R and get a life
2007-10-17 19:05:07 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the man was either a man the woman was cheating with or a total stranger there to eat the womans food lol
2007-10-17 13:50:32 · answer #3 · answered by Thomas 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO great one Fidget,
jeesh that lass needs a transplant alright but I think before she get's her hooks in you'd better act.
2007-10-17 22:24:39 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I agree. What is not to get about the whole thing? I would hate to see what happen to these people if it actually happened to them!!! lol.
2007-10-17 14:49:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, it took me awhile to get as well, since I'm naturally blonde.
2007-10-17 22:27:33 · answer #6 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-17 13:51:26 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow, all the people who answered before me are apparently mentally retarded. Whats not to get?!
2007-10-17 14:12:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaaaa, top class as alway's honey...lol
2007-10-17 15:51:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha took me a sec to get it bu thats pretty funny! hahahahaha lol good one. star!
2007-10-17 14:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by Alice Cullen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋