A man, realising that his life was missing something, decided to buy a parrot.
He took it home, and as he took the cover off of the cage, the parrot began to insult him, "you have brought me to a dump here, I bet you have never had a girlfriend, do you even know how to use a duster?" The man was shocked and put the cover back on the cage, this did not stop the continual abuse however, and after 20 minutes the man grabbed the parrot and said " I'll teach you some respect".He opened the freezer door and threw the parrot in. The parrot continued swearing and cursing inside the freezer for 15 minutes, then went quiet. The man, feeling guilty that he had killed the parrot, rushed to the freezer and opened the door, "I do apologise for my behaviour sir," the parrot said, "I trust that I did not offend you in any way?" The man rather confused, said "That's OK, would you like to go back in your cage now?" The parrot replied "That's up to you sir, but may I enquire; what did the chicken do?"
2007-10-04
10:08:31
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