A man, realising that his life was missing something, decided to buy a parrot.
He took it home, and as he took the cover off of the cage, the parrot began to insult him, "you have brought me to a dump here, I bet you have never had a girlfriend, do you even know how to use a duster?" The man was shocked and put the cover back on the cage, this did not stop the continual abuse however, and after 20 minutes the man grabbed the parrot and said " I'll teach you some respect".He opened the freezer door and threw the parrot in. The parrot continued swearing and cursing inside the freezer for 15 minutes, then went quiet. The man, feeling guilty that he had killed the parrot, rushed to the freezer and opened the door, "I do apologise for my behaviour sir," the parrot said, "I trust that I did not offend you in any way?" The man rather confused, said "That's OK, would you like to go back in your cage now?" The parrot replied "That's up to you sir, but may I enquire; what did the chicken do?"
2007-10-04 10:08:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Keep them coming.....Laughting extends yourlife by 8 years
2007-10-04 10:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over the years, I have heard this joke probably a dozen times and I still have to laugh at it. This type of humor is just amazing.
The last line will get you every time!
2007-10-05 21:00:47 · answer #2 · answered by Cranky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Reminds me of my chicken I need to EAT in my freezer. lol
2007-10-04 21:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`m glad u can remember jokes `cause I`m not good at those story kind..that`s funny
2007-10-04 22:01:02 · answer #4 · answered by mzell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God that was so cute! I can honestly say that is the first time that I have ever heard this one. I love it!!
2007-10-04 21:00:53 · answer #5 · answered by SapphireB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-10-04 17:16:41 · answer #6 · answered by shari 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep your motor runnin, you're on a roll ;0]
2007-10-05 11:56:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best
2007-10-04 19:34:37 · answer #8 · answered by Diamond 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! So Funny!! Thank's
2007-10-04 17:26:24 · answer #9 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Very good!
2007-10-04 17:20:17 · answer #10 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋