Mark 12:29-31 (King James Version)
29And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord:
30And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment.
31And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.
-The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine.
-The local phone book has only one yellow page.
-Third Street is on the edge of town.
-You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it's still there, on the same chair.
-You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going anyway.
-No social events can be scheduled when the school gym floor is being varnished.
-You call a wrong number and are supplied with the correct one.
-Everyone knows all the news before it's published; residents read the hometown paper just to see whether the publisher got it right.
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