Recent research shows that there are five kinds of sex: - The first kind of sex...SMURF SEX. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The second kind of sex...KITCHEN SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The third kind of sex...BEDROOM SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex in your bedroom. The fourth kind of sex...HALLWAY SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "F*ck You". The fifth kind of sex...COURTROOM SEX. This is when you can not stand your husband anymore, you take him to court and screw him in front of everyone.
2007-10-04 13:11:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahahhaaaaa, hope that's not true, it's my 25th anniversary on monday, and i still want to rip her clothes off in the hallway when we pass pmsl.
2007-10-04 23:26:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao this was awesome hun. Thx for the laugh...star1
2007-10-04 20:21:57 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ha ha loved it, what about insex those are the ones that really get on you and make your flesh crawl.
2007-10-04 20:18:45 · answer #3 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Brutal, but unfortunately true.
2007-10-04 20:14:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, not tried those yet hun, but no doubt we will, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-05 13:39:07 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol thats awesome and pretty funny
2007-10-04 20:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao niice
2007-10-04 20:24:32 · answer #7 · answered by ♥His Lil Yellow Flower♥ 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
which stage are we at bb ha ha ha
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2007-10-05 13:11:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-10-05 01:03:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I love this one.
2007-10-04 20:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋