All categories - 17 September 2007

life would be more fun if he had a pet. He went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in little white box to use as a house. He took the box back home, found a good location for it then decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered Chris a bit but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"

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A little voice came out of the box: ..
" I heard you the first time, I'm putting my Bloody shoes on!"

2007-09-17 20:09:04 · 4 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

was the first man on the moon who was filming him then?

2007-09-17 20:09:01 · 8 answers · asked by lovestoned 3 in Astronomy & Space

1. Do you think he is popular becase of his committment to change, ideals and went down in history as a GREAT revolutionary?

or

2. Is it just because he looks good on a T-shirt?

2007-09-17 20:09:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

While there are many questions, answers and discussions around the McCann case there seem to be an unhealthy element that seem to have to do all in their power to a) use any method to try to prove the MacCanns are totally innocent, and b) victimise and bully anyone who they feel disagrees with them.

Why are some people so adamant that the McCanns are TOTALLY innocent ? and why are they going to great lengths to silence other viewpoints ?

2007-09-17 20:08:51 · 5 answers · asked by 17pdr 4 in Current Events

what are u considered then? moderate??

2007-09-17 20:08:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

I have a boyfriend, and I know that I love him, But I'm not sure if I'm in love with him. I know that love is undefinable. My bf and I have known each other for about 3 years now, and we dated once before, but we decided to just be friends for the time being. Well, we started dating again about 2 months ago. I would do anything for him. I would die for him. And every time he says he loves me a chill runs up my spine, and I get a warm fuzzy feeling, my heart starts to beat faster and it's just a really good feeling. We have so much in common, we never argue over anything. I also write poetry, and no other guy that I dated before him have gave me the inspiration to write like my bf has. I know that I should know the answer to this question, But honestly I just want others people opinions.

Thanks for your time, And thanks in advance.

2007-09-17 20:08:39 · 4 answers · asked by rebel_chick425 2 in Singles & Dating

SINGLE FOR ME!!!!!

2007-09-17 20:08:35 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please explain.... Yep! this might seem like a trolling question "BUT" it is not, just want thoughtfull insight-not guided by fear of trolls..... I SAY DON"T GIVE trolls POWER & THEY WILL HAVE NONE.... What do you think?? Answer Like a Christian who fears only God...

P.S. Those who must or seek me out will know who I am... "I'm no "troll"

2007-09-17 20:08:15 · 16 answers · asked by usstand 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-17 20:08:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

Maybe I'm just sounding a bit crazy here!

2007-09-17 20:08:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-17 20:08:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-17 20:08:00 · 14 answers · asked by ben t 3 in Football (American)

2007-09-17 20:08:00 · 3 answers · asked by mickeyh 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-09-17 20:07:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-09-17 20:06:42 · 5 answers · asked by comelucky96 3 in China

living or otherwise....

2007-09-17 20:06:33 · 24 answers · asked by James V 3 in Polls & Surveys

Didn't Ahmad run one play for the Phoenix Suns? It was a segment on his old "NBA Inside Stuff" show; where Barkley and Majerle set a screen and Ahmad hit a 3 pointer. Can anyone confirm this? Does anyone remember the date or the team it was against or better yet have a video of it. Thanks.

2007-09-17 20:06:28 · 19 answers · asked by Tony N 1 in Basketball

2007-09-17 20:06:23 · 22 answers · asked by ben t 3 in Basketball

Just say you had to be one. I would rather be a tall girl. maybe thats because i am kinda tall lol.

2007-09-17 20:06:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Officers respond to a shooting call in an apartment. When they arrive they enter the apartment to look for victims, suspects, and weapons. Once they enter they find a person with a minor gun shot wound and a pistol. The victim is not a resident of the apartment and they are the only person present (other then the officers). They claim they had an argument with the resident who shot them and then fled the scene. The apartment is squalid with the exception of a really nice television. The officers read the serial number on the television without moving it. The television comes back stolen. Is this search valid under the 4th Amendment? Why?

2007-09-17 20:05:50 · 12 answers · asked by El Scott 7 in Law Enforcement & Police

Have you ever had your mate pass out on the couch, then you decided right then and there it was time to see just how long you could toss popcorn on them until they woke up?


don't tell me I am the only one here

2007-09-17 20:05:35 · 14 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys

I live a reckless life with no regards for the consequences what-so-ever. I have no fear of anything that comes my way. I feel that nothing can harm me and whatever that comes my way is within my ability to contro, with no impact of an outside force. There is no reason to ask or pray for any help at all.
All I hope for is that my vision of the afterlife is the correct one ( a black equilibrium with no time or any sense or feeling of any sort, essentially the end of all of us). I sure don't have any chance of walking through the gates of heaven (if there is such a thing, which I doubt).
I have decided to simply live my life as I please, with no regard for right and wrong. I choose my sins carefully as not to get caught. I do not believe someone is watching. I think as long as no one human sees me I am safe.

2007-09-17 20:05:04 · 21 answers · asked by formerlysuspendedguy 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-17 20:05:03 · 2 answers · asked by Southern Bell 2 in Other - United States

how is music a major theme in the book maestro by peter goldsworthy

2007-09-17 20:05:02 · 4 answers · asked by mz_cricket48 1 in Homework Help

Is my friend Tom gay? Sometimes when people are hanging out just out of nowhere someone will be like Tom is gay. One time some friends and I met up for some drinks at this bar and a buddy of mine wore a t-shirt that said Tom is gay and Tom got really pissed. Is Tom gay?

2007-09-17 20:04:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I've read that DNA tests are a revolutionary way in detecting the truth. We have been told that DNA tests have cleared people of crimes who otherwise could very well have been found guilty of them and that they have helped the authorities establish guilt. - We have also heard of stories of sniffer dogs discovering dead bodies in places like New York in the days following Sept 11 for example.
Did you see the interview this morning on Sky News ?
Suddenly in the McCanns case, "DNA proves nothing" (that lawyer's exact words) who also said "... unless the Portuguese Police beat the hell out of Kate WHICH IS THE WAY THEY SEEM TO DO THINGS IN PORTUGAL". (That's a cute little
cheap shot). So the McCanns are NOT to return to Portugal to face anything else anymore. It leaves me thinking that if the McCanns were black all they would have to do would be to look at the interviewing officers "...in a funny way". Did anyone see that interview this morning on Sky News?

2007-09-17 20:04:00 · 19 answers · asked by RED-CHROME 6 in Other - News & Events

Thanks for answering!

2007-09-17 20:03:56 · 3 answers · asked by Sarah C 1 in Engineering

Will you still like to play one?

2007-09-17 20:03:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I had to blast it twice!!! with monostat 1....finaly got rid of it like a week ago...now i feel like Im starting to get a urinary tract or bladder infection...why is this stuff happening???!!??

2007-09-17 20:03:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health