life would be more fun if he had a pet. He went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in little white box to use as a house. He took the box back home, found a good location for it then decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered Chris a bit but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
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A little voice came out of the box: ..
" I heard you the first time, I'm putting my Bloody shoes on!"
2007-09-17 20:09:04 · 4 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Amusing! Thanks for the laugh.
2007-09-17 21:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by Nina 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol cute.
2007-09-18 06:46:37 · answer #2 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-09-18 04:07:07 · answer #3 · answered by DarkLily 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe.... LOL....
Good one...
I liked it...
2007-09-18 03:24:35 · answer #4 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋