My program will require EVERYONE to change their oil in their car every 3 months or 3000 miles. If you go 3 months and a day, or 3001 miles, the money will be deducted from your pay and you will be FORCED to get an oil change.
If you don't own a car, don't worry. If you can afford one, you will be required to purchase one, or the money will be deducted from your pay (the amount of a new Cadillac) and you will get an old Ford Pinto. If you cannot afford one, the government will buy you a new Cadillac for you every 3 years.
Can I count on your vote?
2007-09-17
07:02:17
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