My program will require EVERYONE to change their oil in their car every 3 months or 3000 miles. If you go 3 months and a day, or 3001 miles, the money will be deducted from your pay and you will be FORCED to get an oil change.
If you don't own a car, don't worry. If you can afford one, you will be required to purchase one, or the money will be deducted from your pay (the amount of a new Cadillac) and you will get an old Ford Pinto. If you cannot afford one, the government will buy you a new Cadillac for you every 3 years.
Can I count on your vote?
2007-09-17 07:02:17 · 10 answers · asked by Just a guy 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Absolutely! As a garage owner and parts distributor, I'm stocking up on oil and filters right now. My new 500% price increases won't bother you, will they?
2007-09-17 07:09:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Since I will get a new Cadillac for not being able to afford one, I think I'll quit my job and live off the government. Sound familiar.
2007-09-17 14:16:28 · answer #2 · answered by jrldsmith 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have my vote if you'll put a trotter or pacer in my garage. Hay and oats cost more than oil, but the emission's is the best fertilizer available for our gardens and the environment.
2007-09-17 14:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by pacer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you can count on my vote. But only if you appoint me Mental Health Czar. Then, my first act will be to declare you and your presidency null and void.
2007-09-17 14:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by ken erestu 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Instead of voting for you, can I trade in my Pinto?
2007-09-17 14:12:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Those words sound like they come from Hillary's mouth. NO YOU CAN NOT COUNT ON MY VOTE
2007-09-17 14:08:59 · answer #6 · answered by Bego?a R 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
you do realize that several states mandate insurance for cars, right?
2007-09-17 14:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can count on me calling you a peice of crap con mocking what he doesn't understand.
2007-09-17 14:10:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
If I can have a Pacer, then, yes!
2007-09-17 14:10:47 · answer #9 · answered by TedEx 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely! LOL!
2007-09-17 14:08:14 · answer #10 · answered by Lavrenti Beria 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋