“You always sleep on the floor?” That is the question, now I need a good response. One guy fell out of the bed from a nightmare and now another guy is teasing him because he was on the floor asleep.
What can the other guy say in response?
I need something good! it can be funny or smart or anything as long as it is good.
2007-09-17 07:04:10 · 11 answers · asked by Bookworm 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"you always sleep on the floor"
"because i dont want to be next to you"
or
"if i dont you'll just push me off"
or
"easier than falling off and breaking something"
2007-09-17 07:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by P!NK 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You always sleep on the bed?
or wait i can come up with something better;
I'm not sleeping just resting my eyes
2007-09-17 14:17:52 · answer #2 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
of course, you will never believe what goes on under the floorboards at night when everyone finally settles down, and it gets deathly quiet, why the other night iheard such slurping and munching sounds i peeked thru the cracks in the floor and wow .....
2007-09-17 14:49:45 · answer #3 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You always sleep on the floor?
" No but I didn't want you to see your girl in bed with me last night, so I crawled down here. And damn, she was so good I was to tired to climb back up before you noticed!"
2007-09-17 14:25:00 · answer #4 · answered by luvinmykevin 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No , I just wanted to feel if the floor was softer than my mattress.!
2007-09-17 20:26:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was no room in my bed, all the hot chicks I had in it needed the room
2007-09-17 14:22:02 · answer #6 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, because the mattress is too soft for my back. ( I know it's not funny)
2007-09-17 14:13:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes cuz i was suspicious that you are gay so i just jumped away from the bed....!!!!!!! lolzzz
2007-09-17 14:15:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I would've slept with your sister but she didn't want to.
2007-09-17 14:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by Von Kempelen 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
yes i do, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
2007-09-17 14:18:56 · answer #10 · answered by tok913 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋