A duck walks into a bar at lunchtime and asks for a pint of beer, he drinks it and goes out.
The following day he is back, and orders a pint again.
The barman says to him "we don't get many ducks in here, what's on?"
The duck says "I am working on the building site over the road, I will be here for a week or so".
After the duck has left, the barman phones a friend who owns a circus, and tells him about this beer drinking, talking duck.
The following day, when the duck comes in, the barman says "I spoke to a friend who owns a circus yesterday, he has a job in the circus for you, you can start when you like, name your own wages".
The duck looks puzzled and says " a circus? thats one of those big tents made of canvas isn't it ?"
The barman says "yes, that's it".
The duck replies " I don't get it, why would he need a plasterer ?"
2007-09-17
09:51:51
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