A duck walks into a bar at lunchtime and asks for a pint of beer, he drinks it and goes out.
The following day he is back, and orders a pint again.
The barman says to him "we don't get many ducks in here, what's on?"
The duck says "I am working on the building site over the road, I will be here for a week or so".
After the duck has left, the barman phones a friend who owns a circus, and tells him about this beer drinking, talking duck.
The following day, when the duck comes in, the barman says "I spoke to a friend who owns a circus yesterday, he has a job in the circus for you, you can start when you like, name your own wages".
The duck looks puzzled and says " a circus? thats one of those big tents made of canvas isn't it ?"
The barman says "yes, that's it".
The duck replies " I don't get it, why would he need a plasterer ?"
2007-09-17 09:51:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Haha. Good one.
edit: So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grasshopper! We have a drink named after you!".
The grasshopper says "You have a drink named George?!".
2007-09-17 10:01:09 · answer #1 · answered by Wickwire 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ahh - a word of warning - these fowl will break your heart!
You give them the big break and that is the last you will see of them!
Oi you DUCK - here comes a star!!
2007-09-17 17:46:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good for that ol duck sticking up for his trade.
2007-09-17 21:32:12 · answer #3 · answered by lilabner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laughter is the best medicine....thanks for my daily dose.
2007-09-17 19:31:15 · answer #4 · answered by Cranky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for making me giggle really hard! You too Wickwire.
Here's a star for you and a thumbs up for you Wickwire.
2007-09-17 19:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by Eve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one! Thanks for sharing!
2007-09-17 18:32:52 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yuk yuk - Thanks for the quickie.
2007-09-18 12:56:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so cute, thanks!
2007-09-17 17:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by slk29406 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋