Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >
> >
> > SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
> > The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
> >fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
> >
> > GEORGE W BUSH
> > We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just
> >want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
> >chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
> >
> > COLIN POWELL
> > Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
> >satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
> >
> > TONY BLAIR
> > I agree with George.
> >
> > HANS BLIX
> > We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
> >have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
> >
> > DR SEUSS
> > Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
> >toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not
> >been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
> > I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
> >cross roads without having their motives called into question.
> >
> > GRANDPA
> > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
> >road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
> >enough.
> >
> > TRISHA
> > Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
> >listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming
> >story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to
> >accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
> >
> > JOHN LENNON
> > Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
> >together - in peace.
> >
> > ARISTOTLE
> > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> >
> > KARL MARX
> > It was an historic inevitability.
> >
> > RONALD REAGAN
> > What chicken?
> >
> > SIGMUND FREUD
> > The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
> >crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.
> >
> > BILL GATES
> > eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay
> >eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and
> >internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
> >
> > ALBERT EINSTEIN
> > Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
> >move beneath the chicken?
> >
> > BILL CLINTON
> > What is your definition of chicken?
> >
> > THE BIBLE
> > And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the
> >chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road,
> >and there was rejoicing.
> >
> > COLONEL SANDERS
> > Did I miss one?
> >
> > HOMER SIMPSON
> > Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
> >
2007-09-11
04:06:25
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