George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed. George opened
the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people
in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said
'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should
simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
again.
'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry abou t them
now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.
2007-09-03
14:29:03
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