George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed. George opened
the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people
in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said
'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should
simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
again.
'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry abou t them
now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.
2007-09-03 14:29:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!
2007-09-03 14:29:14 · update #1
Absolutely fe**ing brilliant chris!
I really laughed.
But also, if you don't mind, I'm going to print that out & show it to my MP, because I think it makes a bl**dy good point!
Thanks for that.
I can only give you the one star.
2007-09-03 14:54:39 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha.
2007-09-03 21:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rolling on the hard,tiled floor.
2007-09-04 12:45:25 · answer #3 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeHeHe
2007-09-04 04:26:22 · answer #4 · answered by Issak D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-04 05:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-03 22:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by Emtie El © 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? Wheres the funny part?
2007-09-03 21:36:35 · answer #7 · answered by Volleyball Girl 94 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
HA! Great!
2007-09-04 22:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by Leafy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for sharing this laughable joke
2007-09-04 02:59:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not exactly FUNNY, but a very good lesson!
2007-09-03 21:39:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋