You know them space hopper things? Those rubber balloon things that you sit on and bounce?
I've got one, from when I was younger.
Anyways I decided (for reasons that are as yet unclear) to go bouncing on it naked around the flat.
Thing is, I had a somewhat unfortunate encounter while I was bouncing. I let go of the handle things, and it was all going well until the whole thing slipped sideways.
One of the handles went somewhere it really shouldn't have gone!!
But it felt good, so I carried on bouncing regardless, and had to shampoo the carpet afterwards.
The question is: Should I have married the space hopper first, or is sex outside of marriage ok if it's not intentional, or with a toy?
Please I am not joking, this is genuine, and I'm scared that God won't be happy with me.
2007-08-16
07:59:03
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