You know them space hopper things? Those rubber balloon things that you sit on and bounce?
I've got one, from when I was younger.
Anyways I decided (for reasons that are as yet unclear) to go bouncing on it naked around the flat.
Thing is, I had a somewhat unfortunate encounter while I was bouncing. I let go of the handle things, and it was all going well until the whole thing slipped sideways.
One of the handles went somewhere it really shouldn't have gone!!
But it felt good, so I carried on bouncing regardless, and had to shampoo the carpet afterwards.
The question is: Should I have married the space hopper first, or is sex outside of marriage ok if it's not intentional, or with a toy?
Please I am not joking, this is genuine, and I'm scared that God won't be happy with me.
2007-08-16 07:59:03 · 40 answers · asked by Binary Purple 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-08-16 08:59:06 · update #1
You can still make an honest space hopper out of it. Quick, to the chapel!
2007-08-16 08:38:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ummm... *blushes*
I don't know how it relates to your religion, to be honest, but I don't think you've done anything wrong. In fact, I'd probably go do the same if I was a woman.
As long as you don't get too attached to your new friend. I have read some of your other Q&A's, and I find it very honourable that you want to wait for marriage, but please for your own sake realise that it is a choice. Nobody's making you wait, and you've got nothing to be afraid of.
At least you're not risking life and limb this time round.
I have faith that you will eventually settle down and become more at ease with the discoveries you have been making. Just remember that if it feels good, it usually is good.
I hope true love finds you (and quickly).
2007-08-16 08:44:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't pretend to know what the bible says about masturbation because i am not Christian. however, what i do know is that masturbation is a perfectly natural act and if it IS considered a sin it shouldn't be. After all, it doesn't hurt anyone--rather the opposite if you think about it. And i can't see how it would be the same as having sex out of wedlock either, since you were the only person involved. In the end, i think what you should ask yourself is not what a religion tells you is right or wrong, but rather whether or not you felt right or wrong about it FOR YOURSELF.
2007-08-16 08:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by robin s 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, if that is a sin, then all of the Christians who own vibrators and other sex toys are gonna be in TRRRRRUUUUHHHHBBBBOOOOOWWWLLLLL!
Edit, Now I'm never gonna be able to look at those bouncy things the same way ever again!!
2007-08-16 08:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by Searcher 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
So what the handle fell down the stairs. Anyway yeah marry the space hopper as long as she can cook.
2007-08-16 08:05:19 · answer #5 · answered by John S 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
every will be going out now to buy one
may you are guilty of raping a space hopper
2007-08-16 08:20:20 · answer #6 · answered by Diamond 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, 1st of all yes its nt evn allowed to play with a toy without marriage!!
2ndly , i think u shud ask forgiveness to God for u did, and if u r really sorry(as u do look), God is great and Most Mercifull so he wdnt Punish u. BUt U shud c tht u dnt sit on it again naked and smthign like this happen!!
2007-08-16 08:12:01 · answer #7 · answered by MOhammed ali Hussain 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
No doubt God's laughter is echoing round the Universe.
2007-08-16 08:06:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
O wow this is hilarious!!
lmfao** u bad person
lols shame on u!! U made a sin
2007-08-16 09:35:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not to worry. God is a fiction, and so is the concept of sin.
2007-08-16 08:12:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋